Isolated Blurt Thread

[Guest]

 

[Aurora Black]

I am a walking, talking piece of shit that doesn't deserve to live.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

I am a walking, talking piece of shit that doesn't deserve to live.

and you apparently want a spanking?

Auroraohbeautifuldawnoftheworld...

 

[Aurora Black]

and you apparently want a spanking?

Auroraohbeautifuldawnoftheworld...

I need someone to kick my ass until my smile stinks. (So sorry to be crude, folks, but it's that kind of day)

 

[Harry Leg]

I need someone to kick my ass until my smile stinks. (So sorry to be crude, folks, but it's that kind of day)

Unrelated blurt:
I really don't want to wake from this dream

I want to keep the warmth of her skin against mine
I want to keep the smell of her hair
I want to keep the softness of her kiss
I want to keep the sparkle of her eyes
I want...like I've never wanted before
for this day to never end

 

[MissBri]

 

[AppleBiter]

I'm giving laziness a new meaning.

-- The Queen of Sloth

 

[sophia jane]

Most days I don't mind much that I'm alone because I'm an overweight almost 30 year old stay at home mom, and so, totally uninteresting to the opposite sex. Today is not one of those days.

 

[impressive]

... and so, totally uninteresting to the opposite sex.

You're also full of shit.

 

[Harry Leg]

Most days I don't mind much that I'm alone because I'm an overweight almost 30 year old stay at home mom, and so, totally uninteresting to the opposite sex. Today is not one of those days.

pfft...speaking as someone of the opposite sex, you are not only interesting but fascinating, beautiful, clever and just generally wonderful in an all around spiffy kinda way...especially with froggy jammies
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

 

[sophia jane]

You're also full of shit.

I'm not really. I'm basing my statements on experience, I promise.

pfft...speaking as someone of the opposite sex, you are not only interesting but fascinating, beautiful, clever and just generally wonderful in an all around spiffy kinda way...especially with froggy jammies
Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Thank you. It's just getting the opposite sex to look past the surface stuff to see the good stuff that's the challenge.

 

[MissBri]

 

[Guest]

 

[damppanties]

Sometimes, they're like vampires, aren't they? Sucking until you're drained dry.

*nods*

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Good come- back

 

[Aurora Black]

What a huge difference eating makes. Mmm, cheese.

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah.... its my quarterly moon cycle yippee
the tears
the bloating
the worrying that I gained ten pounds
and the nightmares
Just frekking shoot me now

 

[joeys-game]

I miss him.

 

[rikaaim]

Oh yeah.... its my quarterly moon cycle yippee
the tears
the bloating
the worrying that I gained ten pounds
and the nightmares
Just frekking shoot me now

Shoot you?

*lights a stick of pepermint insence*

*low volume level of Enya*

*draws back slowly the soft comfort of silk lennen on the bed*

*pours dripping warm massage oil into the palms of my hands*

You sure you want me to shoot you?

 

[rgraham666]

Most days I don't mind much that I'm alone because I'm an overweight almost 30 year old stay at home mom, and so, totally uninteresting to the opposite sex. Today is not one of those days.

Error #506 - Data does not compute. Error! Error! Error! (head explodes in an impressive shower of sparks)

Luckily, I have backups.

 

[rgraham666]

I am a walking, talking piece of shit that doesn't deserve to live.

Christ, I've already had one head explode today. This is getting ridiculous. (Blam!)

I'm really lucky I have lots of backups.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

ACK!!!!!
Too many numbers!
Time to go sew or cook or something.

At least inspection went well.

 

[Aurora Black]

ACK!!!!!
Too many numbers!
Time to go sew or cook or something.

At least inspection went well.

Love that AV.

 

[yui]

Unrelated blurt:
I really don't want to wake from this dream

I want to keep the warmth of her skin against mine
I want to keep the smell of her hair
I want to keep the softness of her kiss
I want to keep the sparkle of her eyes
I want...like I've never wanted before
for this day to never end

Then stay with me.

 

[Aurora Black]

Then stay with me.

You guys are so cute together.