OhMissScarlett
Mrs. Aggravation
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Psst, I'm packing a frog. That just sounds wrong.Evil Alpaca said:Can I say bullet-firing-device?
How about "frog?" That could be our new code word . . .
Gosh, I'm completely rambling.

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Psst, I'm packing a frog. That just sounds wrong.Evil Alpaca said:Can I say bullet-firing-device?
How about "frog?" That could be our new code word . . .
Gosh, I'm completely rambling.

OhMissScarlett said:EXACTLY! People do opt to go that route for a quickie divorce, I'm sure.
For those of you who don't know, since I haven't aired this publicly...Evil Alpaca said:Can I say bullet-firing-device?
How about "frog?" That could be our new code word . . .
Gosh, I'm completely rambling.
That's so fuckin insane. I hope you're taking all the precautions available for your safety. Find you a sexy cop and stick to him like glue.elizabethwest said:For those of you who don't know, since I haven't aired this publicly...
Wednesday night I found myself staring into the barrel of a loaded gun.
Hence the visit to the lawyer on Friday and my husband's departure from this residence today.
I've had a number of offers...OhMissScarlett said:That's so fuckin insane. I hope you're taking all the precautions available for your safety. Find you a sexy cop and stick to him like glue.
elizabethwest said:For those of you who don't know, since I haven't aired this publicly...
Wednesday night I found myself staring into the barrel of a loaded gun.
Hence the visit to the lawyer on Friday and my husband's departure from this residence today.
Get out of that corner, fuzzy face. I may need one of your dizzying hugs after while.Evil Alpaca said:I'm REALLY sorry EW. I had no idea, and even I am not that insensitive. Sorry you had to go through that.
I'm going to go sit in the corner now.

elizabethwest said:For those of you who don't know, since I haven't aired this publicly...
Wednesday night I found myself staring into the barrel of a loaded gun.
Hence the visit to the lawyer on Friday and my husband's departure from this residence today.

elizabethwest said:Get out of that corner, fuzzy face. I may need one of your dizzying hugs after while.![]()
Thanks, I am safe now. It will be okay. But as Carson says, someone who will point a gun at you will kill you. Even if I don't want to believe it.RebeccaLeah said:JESUS!!!!!!
*HUGS*
I'm with Scarlet, find a cop or someone with protection capabilites, even if only as a friend.![]()
elizabethwest said:Thanks, I am safe now. It will be okay. But as Carson says, someone who will point a gun at you will kill you. Even if I don't want to believe it.
Okay, Packy, I'm braced...
I'm going to have bruises but it was well worth it.Evil Alpaca said:*Lights rocket pack for added velocity*
*swooshinggallopingrunninggrabbinghuggingflyinghuggingtumblinghuggingrollinghuggingflippinghugginggropinghuggingrollingcrashinghug*
Thanks, Packy.

elizabethwest said:I'm going to have bruises but it was well worth it.Thanks, Packy.
You looked a little like Wile E. Coyote there.
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es galore.Thanks, Packy.Evil Alpaca said:I bought Wile E.' s book on comic movement. He's my idol.
(He's a SUPER genious you know.)
es galore.

elizabethwest said:Thanks, Packy.![]()

Yeah and it's about my bedtime too. Lots more to do tomorrow. I just got a 28 page story via e-mail that I'm supposed to edit. At least that will provide a distraction.Evil Alpaca said:Not a problem. Hope you have a pleasant first night as a free woman.
Anyhoo, I gotta hit the mattress. Take care of yerself.

People must be sleeping. I don't think I've slept in since 2001.elizabethwest said:Testing 1...2...3....Testing...
elizabethwest said:I haven't bathed since Friday. I stink. Off to the shower for me.
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Bent over in anticipation...carsonshepherd said:I knew you were hanging out with me too much... stick around, I'll show you more great habits![]()

I learned from the best...carsonshepherd said:wicked girl!
Three hours later...I still stink...elizabethwest said:I haven't bathed since Friday. I stink. Off to the shower for me.
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Yeah, that's probably why hubby left so quickly...carsonshepherd said:ewwwww.![]()
tactics...