Isolated Bert Thread

[BlackShanglan]

Why does his head look like a giant lemon?

Come to think of it, Ernie's head looks like an orange.

It's all part of the Gay Agenda. I always knew those two were fruits.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

I'm tempted to find the "Isolated Curt" topic...

 

[carsonshepherd]

What's new, pussycat?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Why would you want to isolate Bert? What's he ever done to you? (Besides helping to increase the population of flying rats?)

 

[impressive]

I'm afraid of Ernie.

In particular, this Ernie.

My son had one. I removed the batteries & it still snored -- at random.

Possessed, I tell ya. Eeesh.

 

[Liar]

Copycat

 

[bluebell]

They're like the Luci and Desi of the Sesame Street set.

I'm not gonna lie...that's a little scary.

 

[S-Des]

I was relieved when the truth about him was finally revealed.


http://www.bertisevil.tv/img/bertmug.gif

*shudder*

 

[lisa123414]

They're like the Luci and Desi of the Sesame Street set.

I'm not gonna lie...that's a little scary.

More like the Luci and Ethel, I guess

 

[BlackShanglan]

Why would you want to isolate Bert? What's he ever done to you? (Besides helping to increase the population of flying rats?)

Oh, I don't want to isolate him. He just always seemed isolated to me already, what with the bottle cap collecting and the pigeons and whatnot.

And Liar, clearly my mind must have found the phrase laying about in memory and kicked it up into the conscious without citing its source. Thank you for the much superior original.

Shanglan

 

[Selena_Kitt]

Song Parodies...

For Those Who Hate Ernie (We Salute Bert)

"For Those About To Rock (We Salute You)" Based on the performance by AC/DC
"For Those Who Hate Ernie (We Salute Bert)" Parody by Tokusou Sentai Blessranger
We're in a street we call Sesame
Yeah, yeah, oh

Stand up and be counted for the number of the day for now
The Count will notice you can stand out from pigeon crowds
Bert,Bert,fun with pigeons,flying in their own special way
He's still annoying,Ernie's not,Bert will welcome you today

For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert

So Prairie Dawn gets to Grover
As Grover felt worried for this
That Bert's uptight,he begins to fight
Bert will see what's wrong or right

For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
Bert was here
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert

Oooh,salute!
Oooh,ooooh yeah

He's just a muppet for hire in a crossed fire
Ready to settle you
Although if Bert will handle the glory
He's got a pigeon flock to boot

For those who hate Ernie (rubber duckie "squeak"),we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
Those who hate Ernie (Ernie "laughs"),we salute Bert
(rubber duckie "squeak")
We salute Bert,we salute Bert
Come on, whooa
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert
For those who hate Ernie,we salute Bert

(rubber duckie "squeak" four times)

For those of you,for those who
Yeah
(Ain't gonna get tired,won't take a break,we salute Bert.)

We salute Bert,we salute Bert,we salute Bert

(Ernie "laughs")

 

[unpredictablebijou]

obviously out of the loop

Why does his head look like a giant lemon?

Come to think of it, Ernie's head looks like an orange.

It's all part of the Gay Agenda. I always knew those two were fruits.

I didn't get a copy of the agenda. Someone please forward it? And put me on the mailing list for the next memo.

Bert may be evil, but he sang my favorite song about the letter L.

"La la la la Lightbulb" runs through my head on a regular basis to this day.

Yup. clearly evil.

bijou

 

[Guest]

..........

 

[Trombonus]

Bert and Ernie

 

[starrkers]

I didn't get a copy of the agenda. Someone please forward it? And put me on the mailing list for the next memo.

Bert may be evil, but he sang my favorite song about the letter L.

"La la la la Lightbulb" runs through my head on a regular basis to this day.

Yup. clearly evil.

bijou

La la la la la Lump in my oatmeal

 

[BlackShanglan]

Bert's not gay.

I'm convinced that that photo is faked. Sure, it's Bert's head, but those froggy little fingers have got to be Kermit's. With jaundice. I hear he's been hitting the sauce pretty hard lately.

 

[bluebell]

I'm convinced that that photo is faked. Sure, it's Bert's head, but those froggy little fingers have got to be Kermit's. With jaundice. I hear he's been hitting the sauce pretty hard lately.

Slander!
Injustice!

...especially if he isn't sharing, that selfish little git...