Ishmaels paddle concession

[Ishmael]

Seems like spanking is the rage today. Everyone wants to be spanked, or do the spanking.

Being the enterprising capitalist that I am, I hereby announce the opening of ----

ISHMAELS PADDLE EMPORIUM

From fine hand crafted ping-pong paddles to the state of the art "Boards of Education". I have them all.

Holes drilled to order and hand grips of all textures and colors. The selection is without peer and all implements of pleasure or pain are in stock and available.

Visa and Master Card accepted.
Member NABDSMSM

Ishmael

 

[SINthysist]

GrammEr buddy says Ishmael's...

 

[T.H. Oughts]

Sorry I'd rather be tickled.

 

[Ishmael]

GrammEr buddy says Ishmael's...

It ran the cost of the sign over budget. Fuck you.

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

Do you have brass knuckles?

 

[bunny bondage]

ok, you clearly need a sales rep. i'd be willing to travel and do demonstrations. i'll be spanked in every state!

 

[littlekateyes]

I think I like this.

 

[Ishmael]

Do you have brass knuckles?

With our without the spikes?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

ok, you clearly need a sales rep. i'd be willing to travel and do demonstrations. i'll be spanked in every state!

Uhhhhhhh, OK. The pay isn't great but it's made up for in the bennies.

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

I think I am like this.

Buying or selling Miss?

Ishmael

 

[Ezarc]

ok, you clearly need a sales rep. i'd be willing to travel and do demonstrations. i'll be spanked in every state!

I think I could help with those demonstrations and have a proven sales record.

 

[SINthysist]

FUCK ME ?

I think you should be grateful I'm here ....

 

[littlekateyes]

Buying or selling Miss?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

FUCK ME ?

I think you should be grateful I'm here ....

Oh yeah? What the hell you buying?

I mean look at this shit. I open a paddle store and the only two customers so far want feathers and brass knuck's.

The rest want in my wallet or free samples.

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

With our without the spikes?

Ishmael

Which is better to use on a Sony VIAO?

 

[Cherry]

I mean look at this shit. I open a paddle store and the only two customers so far want feathers and brass knuck's.

Okay ... I'll buy one of those foam rubber paddles with the powder puff in the center.

 

[Pamela]

I mean look at this shit. I open a paddle store and the only two customers so far want feathers and brass knuck's.

I'll take them....and the paddle!

 

[SINthysist]

I PLUG MY FRIEND'S PRODUCTS!

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[SINthysist]

Starfishie sez:

BUY MY ART!

 

[Ishmael]

Which is better to use on a Sony VIAO?

The blunt spikes Miss. They punch through the plastic without the case sticking to the knucks. More effective on thicker skulls as well if your looking for a dual purpose 'toy'.

We have them in stainless steel as well.

Ishmael

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'll take a set of those.

I've been having so much scintillating fun doing my homework that I even went into my own personal house of hell and answered all my email. All stacked and packed 168 pieces of it. It needed to be done, but my email scares me anyway. I figure that if I can't get it to work, I'll intimidate it into working.

Muffie is having a bad night.

 

[Ishmael]

Okay ... I'll buy one of those foam rubber paddles with the powder puff in the center.

Would you like that gift wrapped and cash or charge?

Ishmael

 

[Ishmael]

I'll take them....and the paddle!

Would you like to take that with you, or have it delivered?

Ishmael

 

[Cherry]

Would you like that gift wrapped and cash or charge?

Ishmael

Delivered, preferably ...
just throw out any other kinds you find in the Big Guy's hiding spots, too.

*smirks*

 

[Pamela]

Would you like to take that with you, or have it delivered?

Ishmael

Ooooh! Delivery boys can be fun!! Send one over!!