Is Your Dick Tough Enough To Pull A Truck?

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[Sparky Kronkite]

Yezzzzz.......

It does stretch the penis.

I exercise my penis (not with a truck pull) all the time - in the shower all lathered up.

I milk it. It does increase it's length.

Allows me to do the "rope trick" for the Shebabe - but she calls it the propellor.

 

[Guest]

Sparky....

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

While I'm flining it......

Twirling it around and around - I make a noise with my mouth - Vroom, vroom!

The Shebabe laughs her ass off. They all do.

And that's when I jump'em.

 

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[jcgirl]

ok wait. Sparks you dont tie a rope around it fo you? You just kinda twirl it?

 

[Guest]

I have a bright idea. Try it... Hook your dick up to a truck and pull puLL PULL!!! If you survive try this other nice exercise. Have a buddy jump into the truck while your dick and tied to the truck and say, "Press the pedal to the medal." After this, of course you will have to shoot your nuts with a BB gun and possibly hit them with a sledge-hammer.