is this wrong?

[shanier]

So, I'm chatting with the lovely and talented AmatoriuS and I get this message on Yahoo messenger. It's some weird 'guy'...and well, this is the gist of the conversation...am I wrong to find it amusing?

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funky_cool_tdh: Hello, If you don't have any girls around better try some time later and stop this bull shit OK. I'm in CitiBank Fraud Analysis Unit and online for my friends. U wish to have me as your friend then it's fine otherwise Pls do not disturb me Its a general warning and you could be tracked in few minutes.
shanier: you approached me
shanier: nut job
shanier: leave me alone
funky_cool_tdh: I saw your profile and you can get some hard shoots from black people having 9inch rod Ok. Get the hell out of my way.
shanier: you need help
shanier: leave me alone you manica
shanier: maniac, even
funky_cool_tdh: You would b always alone, no one will b interested in u
shanier: LOL
shanier: you're a retarded fortune cookie
funky_cool_tdh: Thanks you elephant stincky bums, lik mine u would feel happy
shanier: WHAT the fuck does that mean?
funky_cool_tdh: Just wanna tell u that i wanna fuck u
shanier: LOL
shanier: is this Mark?
funky_cool_tdh: No Shark
shanier: LOL
shanier: you are nuts
shanier: or 7
funky_cool_tdh: LOL LOL
shanier: but 7 y/o can't spell CitiBank
shanier: LOL
funky_cool_tdh: Can you send me your nude pic right away
shanier: no
shanier: can you shut up, right away
funky_cool_tdh: C'mon i'm waiting for your pic darling
shanier: go away nut case
funky_cool_tdh: Will u give me a blowjob all night
shanier: LOL no
funky_cool_tdh: Y
funky_cool_tdh: Ok Ok any way will u b my friend ?
shanier: cuz you're crazy
shanier: and you threatened me with Citibank
shanier: LO)L
funky_cool_tdh: Is it so ? Shall we be frank ?
Can i b your friend ?

 

[Freya]

Exactly the reason why I don't have my IM names on my profile. That sucks hun.

 

[shanier]

haha, I probably should leave my IM names on my profile, but I think this guy found me via Yahoo, not lit...

tho I don't know...

I still think it's funny...and that's why god invented "ignore."

 

[Freya]

haha, I probably should leave my IM names on my profile, but I think this guy found me via Yahoo, not lit...

tho I don't know...

I still think it's funny...and that's why god invented "ignore."

Thank god for god eh?

 

[Linedrive]

There's a nutcase on every street

 

[shanier]

Thank god for god eh?

Freya...you jinxed me
lol

I'm reading your "thank god for god" post and laughing my ass off...and lightning hits...and knocks me offline...

LOL

it was funny.

 

[Freya]

Freya...you jinxed me
lol

I'm reading your "thank god for god" post and laughing my ass off...and lightning hits...and knocks me offline...

LOL

it was funny.

LMAO!! Why do you think I never go to church? I yell the poor guys' name enough during sex, that counts as my prayers for my entire lifetime!

 

[shanier]

here here, and I prayed a bit last night...

lol so I don't know why he decided to hit me...lol

 

[Freya]

here here, and I prayed a bit last night...

lol so I don't know why he decided to hit me...lol

Well I haven't had the opportunity to pray for a while so maybe my sins are rubbing off on you!!

 

[AmatoriuS]

Well I haven't had the opportunity to pray for a while so maybe my sins are rubbing off on you!!

can i watch your sins rubbing off on her?

man im so cheesy

 

[Freya]

can i watch your sins rubbing off on her?

man im so cheesy

That was cheesy! Cute, but cheesy!

 

[shanier]

ooh I'd be willing to share skin with Freya...especially with Am there...

cheesy or not...

 

[Freya]

ooh I'd be willing to share skin with Freya...especially with Am there...

cheesy or not...

Oooh what a delicious event that would be.

 

[shanier]

Oooh what a delicious event that would be.

yes...Am in the middle...

I'd share him with you.

btw, nice new AV

 

[Freya]

yes...Am in the middle...

I'd share him with you.

btw, nice new AV

An Am sandwich...my favourite kind!

 

[shanier]

mmmmm Am sandwich, hold the mayo...Here Freya, you hold the pudding.

I'll hold the meat.
'
wait...

this is getting out of hand...

 

[AmatoriuS]

mmmmm Am sandwich, hold the mayo...Here Freya, you hold the pudding.

I'll hold the meat.
'
wait...

this is getting out of hand...

who's hand? you just need to hold on a bit better and it won't get out

 

[shanier]

if Freya would stop nibbling on you, you wouldn't be so...quivery...and I could get a better grip.

 

[Freya]

if Freya would stop nibbling on you, you wouldn't be so...quivery...and I could get a better grip.

Sorry...things are bit slippery right now.

 

[shanier]

Sorry...things are bit slippery right now.

thank god for that.


*please not my internet connection, again*

 

[Freya]

thank god for that.


*please not my internet connection, again*

Well if I had anything but my buzzy toys here, I'd pray for ya hun!

 

[steelcock]

I'm not so sure about the chat thing being funny, but this thread is helarious! ROFLMFAO.

 

[shanier]

the whole thing cracked me up...