Is this weird?

[Guest]

Im the same guy who posted that thread called Kissing. I also have a fantasy about being an older woman's boy toy but whatever. The question i wanna ask is if this is weird......one time i wanted to see how many times i could jerk off in one day. At first my record was 11, then i got 15 a few weeks later, and then after that i got 21. If i jerk off alot every day will that make me last longer? If not, do you have any tips on how to make me last longer?

 

[SexyChele]

Yes, I have some excellent advice for you:


Do as LoveToRead suggested - come back in 4 months when you will truly be able to sit and talk at the big people's table.

You lied to get onto this board. It specifically states you must be 18. Not 17yrs and 8 months.

Please leave.

 

[faust]

Yes, I have some excellent advice for you:


Do as LoveToRead suggested - come back in 4 months when you will truly be able to sit and talk at the big people's table.

You lied to get onto this board. It specifically states you must be 18. Not 17yrs and 8 months.

Please leave.

Wow, that's pretty damn Puritan. Don't tell me you've never done anything you were legally too "young" to do. I wouldn't buy it.

As for the question, that's a pretty nice record. If you want to break it, you're going to have to really work on it. First off, dedicate an entire day to jerking off. Do it about twice an hour. Don't do any other physical activities or you'll run out of energy. Also, don't jerk off for a couple days beforehand. That would just make it harder to cum a lot. Don't know why you'd want to go to all that trouble, but what the fuck...

Oh yeah, final words of advice. Towards the end of the day, you'll probably be getting tired. That's when you break out the bottle and start drinking. It'll be harder to come, but the alcohol will give you enough energy to try.

Good luck.

 

[mcveigh]

Yes, I have some excellent advice for you:


Do as LoveToRead suggested - come back in 4 months when you will truly be able to sit and talk at the big people's table.

You lied to get onto this board. It specifically states you must be 18. Not 17yrs and 8 months.

Please leave.

No it's not harsh, it's mmeant to protect the board, if someone is under age they should just keep their mouth shut about it.

 

[SexyChele]

Wow, that's pretty damn Puritan. Don't tell me you've never done anything you were legally too "young" to do. I wouldn't buy it.

Well, unless you want to see this board shut down, or turned into a pay site - then just keep encouraging children to post here, hon. Quite frankly, I enjoy the board a whole lot better knowing children are not allow - and it is still free.

If that is "Puritan" in your mind, so be it.

 

[funwdi]

YIKES!

I agree that this should be to protect the site, but no reason to make him feel like crap in public. There are people (moderators) on the site that can kick him off legally and privately, okay? That's their job and they do it well. Don't worry, these posts are monitored by people who take good care of Literotica, and it will not be shut down by a 17 year old with bragging rights.

 

[SexyChele]

Re: YIKES!

I agree that this should be to protect the site, but no reason to make him feel like crap in public. There are people (moderators) on the site that can kick him off legally and privately, okay? That's their job and they do it well. Don't worry, these posts are monitored by people who take good care of Literotica, and it will not be shut down by a 17 year old with bragging rights.

You are absolutely, 100% correct. And you know what? Both of his threads have just been reported to the mods so they may be disposed of properly.

Yes, some of us do care that this site is maintained.

 

[wetnhorny_slave]

i think its good that you are looking out for the rest of the site. besides the moderators, its a good idea for the members to have eyes and ears open to problems which would cause a loss to us all. good going sexychele!

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I agree, CHele, thank you for speaking up. I'm glad that you did, and I support your posts.