Is this true?

[SeaCat]

I printed this list and the replies.

I printed the list and the repliesto it, then had my wife and my co-workers read it. (All of my co-workers are women.) They generaly laughed themselves silly reading it. (In fact one of my co-workers who happens to be pregnant with her first had to read it in the bathroom she was laughing so much.) I got smacked a couple of times for some of my comments but generaly they just laughed. Their common comment about it was that they just wanted their S.O.'s to talk to them.
Oh and about foreplay, as far as they were concerned it's just that. FOREPLAY! It's not the end all. Foreplay can be anything. They said this list had to be either written by a man, or a very pissed off woman.

Cat

B.T.W. Two of the smacks came from a reply I gave to one of my co-workers. She asked me why I didn't include them in my love comment. My reply was "Because you're a bitch and I know and love you for it. So when do you want your free internal massage?" She hit me then my wife hit me. (I did get hugs from both of them afterwards though.) SC

 

[Guest]

rg, take what you want from the list, but I do think it's pretty silly (form of it), or else aimed at clueless teenagers.

I treat men as equals until they prove otherwise (which has been too often, but that's a long story). Knowing you as I do from your posts I'd say just be yourself, and if it doesn't seem to "work", move on.

best always, Perdita

 

[minsue]

It was cute. It made me laugh. That's about the extent of it for me.

I agree with the good Dr Z/M & 'Dita. Generally a safe bet anyway.

 

[Tanuki]

Some people seem to be taking this list pretty seriously.

 

[minsue]

Some people seem to be taking this list pretty seriously.

Hey! This is a serious place filled with serious writerly-type people!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Some people seem to be taking this list pretty seriously.

Come on! It IS seriously funny.

 

[rgraham666]

Thanks all.

I was being (somewhat) ingenuous with my starting post. Even with my limited experience I knew the thing was tongue in cheek.

But I wonder how many guys will use this as their basis for interacting with women? Well, they could do worse.

Myself, I set two rules at the start of a relationship.

1) Let's make sure we communicate clearly with one another.

2) Let's make sure we forgive one another when we fuck up.

I wish I had done that when I was married.