Is this normal for a guy?

[rb405]

This question has been bothering me for a little while, but is it normal for a guy when he cums for the cum to shoot 2-3 feet? Because when I masterbate, it's usually 2-3 feet or 5+ with the right stimulation.

 

[Emerald Eyed]

This question is bothering you? or are you bragging?

I have been with a guy who shot the celing while on his bed and others have just ozzed out.

Don't worry bout it. Everyone is different

 

[Eilan]

Normal is 10 to 15 feet. At least.

 

[EJFan]

Normal is 10 to 15 feet. At least.

i agree with this, i think... are you measuring from the base or the tip of the penis?

 

[Eilan]

i agree with this, i think... are you measuring from the base or the tip of the penis?

This isn't about cock size.

 

[EJFan]

This isn't about cock size.

EVERYTHING is about cock size. don't you GET it??????

and if it's not about cock size, it's about ejaculate volume... and if not that, then distance. my god woman, have you learned NOTHING????

 

[Eilan]

EVERYTHING is about cock size. don't you GET it??????

Apparently not. My hubby's merely average.

and if it's not about cock size, it's about ejaculate volume... and if not that, then distance. my god woman, have you learned NOTHING????

It would seem that I haven't learned a damn thing. I should be stripped of my Lit membership.

 

[TBKahuna123]

Don't listen to Eilan, she's just being nasty again.

No dude, this is not normal. It sounds to my like you probably have a blockage of your prostate. This could be very bad! If I were you I would set up an appointment with a urologist ASAP! You may need to have your prostate massaged to clear the blockage.

I had this a couple months ago! It was horrible. One day I'm thinking, all right fuck Peter North, I got this shit on lock, as I blast explosively across the room. The next day I feel this monster orgasm coming, but nothing comes out! Spasm after spasm and nothing comes out! Then my nose starts running! You do the math!

Don't let this happen to you. Go see a peepee doctor right away!

 

[JamesSD]

This question has been bothering me for a little while, but is it normal for a guy when he cums for the cum to shoot 2-3 feet? Because when I masterbate, it's usually 2-3 feet or 5+ with the right stimulation.

Like most "is this normal?" questions, the answer is, yes.

It's all about the angle

 

[Ravin the Poet]

The one record you will never see in the Book of World Records!


Ravin

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I once hit a bullseye at 50 paces and through a screen door without touching the mesh while the head of my penis was slung over my shoulder and I was using a small hand mirror to aim. And this whippersnapper is wondering if a few feet is something to worry about. Sheesh.

 

[WickedEve]

I once hit a bullseye at 50 paces and through a screen door without touching the mesh while the head of my penis was slung over my shoulder and I was using a small hand mirror to aim. And this whippersnapper is wondering if a few feet is something to worry about. Sheesh.

I give you an 9.
4 points for distance and 5 for style.

So, there I was lying on the sofa, having phone sex with my long distance lover (2,000 miles way) and when suddenly there was a knock on the door. I said, "Excuse me." I opened the door and got hit right between the eyes. I went back to the phone, and he asked, "Did it get there yet? I just came."

 

[Halo_n_horns]

I give you an 9.
4 points for distance and 5 for style.

So, there I was lying on the sofa, having phone sex with my long distance lover (2,000 miles way) and when suddenly there was a knock on the door. I said, "Excuse me." I opened the door and got hit right between the eyes. I went back to the phone, and he asked, "Did it get there yet? I just came."

I remember how my first child came to be. There I was, at home in the Ozarks, jackin' my hog when the whole thing went plumb wild and got away from me. I was thinkin' this was fine since I could save the kleenex for another time. Nine months later this little gal from Russia is standing on my doorstep with a newborn in one arm. The translator was saying that she had a hell of a time tracking me down...

 

[WickedEve]

I remember how my first child came to be. There I was, at home in the Ozarks, jackin' my hog when the whole thing went plumb wild and got away from me. I was thinkin' this was fine since I could save the kleenex for another time. Nine months later this little gal from Russia is standing on my doorstep with a newborn in one arm. The translator was saying that she had a hell of a time tracking me down...

I had this one boyfriend who was into extreme sports. He was jumping his unicycle over 16 flaming Yugos, and I was suspended from a balloon that I had swiped from a kid's party. I floated, legs spread. Yeah, his "gift of love" was hot, but my damp, excited place snuffed out most of the flames. I had to have my fallopian tubes replaced after that. I have them bronzed and sitting on my coffee table.

 

[SlickTony]

I might've known it would be one of those threads.

 

[-Nyx]

I think everyone is different...a lot of guys would consider themselves lucky to be able to shoot that far. I don't think there is anything wrong with you.

 

[MR.GGG]

never brag

Itz not the ANGLE per se but the trajectory, atmospheric pressure and dew point.

The only way to increase ranges is to do KEIGELS in the bathtub but this necessitates the ingestion of huge quantities of water and it's not unusual to drown yourself while doing these special "curls" sets for increased performance. Invest in some good SCUBA gear for protection and never brag. For the strangest reasons many women would rather stay home with a pizza and do their toenails than have a liter of rank jizz rammed up a nostril like a high pressure police hose at a Paris riot.

Go figa ....

 

[jason999]

Whatever, man.

 

[Singer20]

Shit, now I gotta get out the tape measure...

 

[car nut]

I think as long as you dont get your parntner in the eye you should be ok!

 

[naughtygirl69s]

I had no idea you HT'ers were so snarky

 

[Quoll]

I had no idea you HT'ers were so snarky

Snarky, snarky, that's not snarky, check out some of the cock size threads, now that's snarky.

 

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[gravyboat]

I think as long as you dont get your parntner in the eye you should be ok!

Or yourself

 

[TBKahuna123]

Actually I take that back! I managed to shoot 10 1/2 feet this weekend. Or course, I was standing on a 12 foot step ladder at the time. Long story.