Is this me?

[Matthew_Craig]

I fill the poor girls ass with my cum

 

[Matthew_Craig]

as i do she cries.

 

[Matthew_Craig]

she wanted to taste my wad.

 

[Matthew_Craig]

now I have an avatar.

 

[Guest]

Wow that sounds like a waycool story and I want to read it all when your done and stuff cause its making me all gooey and stuff and I been so busy at the club my boyfriend dumped me cause he said I pay more Attention to the customers than I do to him Well DUH thats cause they tip but he dont get that and stuff so he can get lost but maybe you can be my boyfriend and stuff cause that part about you stroking your cok sounded really hot specially if you wre using Coppertone 20 with coconut oil to lube it with cause coconut really turns me on and you should prtect yourself from skin cancer and stuff

Debbie

 

[Guest]

But what about the girl wearing a thick strapon who does your ass at the same time? And how you're loving it and begging for more?

C'mon - what's the rest of the story?

 

[Matthew_Craig]

ya, I know.

 

[NoJo]

now I have an avatar.

Oops, this is not part of the story! A good first effort so far.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Hey joe, how much is that in pounds?

 

[NoJo]

About tuppence threppence ha'penny.

 

[carsonshepherd]

you're too high rent for me, joe.

 

[she_is_my_addiction]

Why is this asshole now on the AH? Him or his alt infected the GB for the longest time. I have Raid. I'm spraying it around Lit now, just in case he decides to stay and make a home here.

 

[Guest]

I just want to know why CV would make such a big fucking deal about pulling his stories and leaving Lit if he was just gonna come back as another alt and act the same way.

 

[CharleyH]

It will be about 3 girls on the beach.

Looks like 4? Looks like the same girl Are you drunk in this story?

Sarah has a good idea, though

Debbie cums like a guy, so ya, she will be all gooey.

Joe? I thought y'all changed to € - so how much is that worth, really?

Dran - oh we all knew this

Edit: Too many smilies

 

[rgraham666]

Zzzzzzzzzz…

What? Huh?

Zzzzzzzzzz…

 

[Dar~]

Why is this asshole now on the AH? Him or his alt infected the GB for the longest time. I have Raid. I'm spraying it around Lit now, just in case he decides to stay and make a home here.

Come spray my house too, I found a Black Widow today

 

[CharleyH]

Aside: Beautiful pic Dar.

 

[Dar~]

Aside: Beautiful pic Dar.

thanks Charley

 

[velvetpie]

Er, how old did you say you were?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Oh good. We were almost out of train-wreck threads. Glad someone started another one.

 

[Guest]

http://bestsmileys.com/cars/13.gifhttp://bestsmileys.com/cars/5.gif

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I was planning to tell my story about a spider that got bit by a radioactive scientist and turned into Manspider, but considering how poorly this terribly hot and exciting story was recieved, maybe I won't.

 

[rikaaim]

And the the alien mothership flew over the beach and insterted their rectal probe into my ear because they have no fucking clue what human anatomy is really like, but they sure know how to make one hell of a great anal/ear vibe and my brain was all like, "OOhhhhhhh...."

And the then chick fucking me on the beach with a strap on got sand in her vagina (God I love Southpark) and had to leave because in the sand was small shell with a crab, so she had to go take care of her crabs, but the beached whale blew his load out of his big, gaping hole as the alien was finishing my exam.



Ahh...I sense a sequal in the making.

 

[The_Darkness]

Wow. If you pulled all of the words out of all of the posts on this thread and re-arranged them in a random order using a monkey which was shot up by random hypodermics filled with random substances and wielded by other monkeys, you might almost come up with something.......well, just with something.

Dar, nice pic!

Burley, I like that windows box! If only it were that easy.....

 

[Dar~]

Dar, nice pic!

Thanks Darkness. He's a love.