Is This Gross Or Interesting?

Snickers Bar - Yes Or No?

  • A Snickers Bar Would Be An Awesome Dildo And I Would Probably Orgasm A Zillion Times Reading An Erot

    Votes: 36 72.0%
  • A Snickers Bar Would Be Totally Disgusting - I Would *Never* Read A Story With Content That Twisted

    Votes: 14 28.0%

  • Total voters
    50

Chicklet

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Always exciting when you have an idea but can't tell if it's cool or totally disgusting.

Two girls playing around...well, more than playing around. One fucking the other with...dun dun dun...a Snickers bar. I was thinking that it would probably feel cool, what with the peanuts and stuff, and the girl on the giving end could eat it while eating her...

My boyfriend is the one that pointed out to me that this might be messy and a little bit icky. Opinions?

Chicklet

ps - please don't use this, I want it if it's not too icky.
 
I don't think the story would be too icky, but I think the experience definitely would be sticky.

From a practical side, I'd wonder about having all that chocolate and sugar and stuff inside me. She'd have to clean me out real good afterwards.

From the erotic side, would it be a regular or king size Snickers?

What about a comparison? How about a Baby Ruth? Or a Toblerone? (I wonder what those triangular bits would feel like?)
 
yum about the kingsized...drool...

probably sticky, yes, but I think that it could be followed up with a nice long shower or bath together = )

yum about getting cleaned up good, too
 
Mmmmmm

What a wild idea! It sounds sticky and messy and fun!


The peanuts concern me, though, up inside a woman. Maybe you could use a Milky Way or other kind of candy bar instead? It still has the chocolate and caramel and gooey stuff but no peanuts.

Just a thought. It's a great scene - I can't wait to read the story!

Oh, and yeah - go king size!
 
Sorry, I had to vote for totally disgusting--even though I can't say I'd condemm you if you like it. Different strokes for different folks and all of that. Sex with food just feels...wrong to me.

I don't even like eating food in the nude. Except eating out, which I don't think of as eating so much as licking.
 
Giraffe,

Do you have specific problems with the candy bar or is it just the food?

Would you REALLY send me hate mail?

Chicklet
 
Total turn on, Chicklet! I think I might go with a Baby Ruth, personally - going more for texture. But I wouldn't turn down a Snickers, either!

Yes, it would be messy, but so what? Sometimes, that's half the fun! And as far as clean up goes, well, this is fantasy, right? I doubt if anyone would be wondering if she's going to douche afterwards. (Though that in itself could be erotic to some)
 
Chicklet said:
Is This Gross Or Interesting?. ... Opinions?
BOTH!
I can advise you (from experience as the inserter and licker) that fudge is very sticky; it melts quite quickly and gets everywhere.
 
SexyChele said:
Total turn on, Chicklet! I think I might go with a Baby Ruth, personally - going more for texture. But I wouldn't turn down a Snickers, either!

Yes, it would be messy, but so what? Sometimes, that's half the fun! And as far as clean up goes, well, this is fantasy, right? I doubt if anyone would be wondering if she's going to douche afterwards. (Though that in itself could be erotic to some)

i was thinking snickers because of their commercials...what do you call it...not a logo...catch phrase...argh...i'm braindead. anyway isn't it something like "satisfy your hunger" or something like that? I wanted to look it up on google but since i can't seem to remember the word i'm looking for, i'm sorta sunk.

chicklet
 
Ah Ha

SLOGAN

The word I was looking for was "SLOGAN"

And the Snickers slogan is actually "not going anywhere for awhile?" but I swear to god it USED to be something about hunger...

Chicklet
 
I think it's either "Snicker's is satisfying" or "Snicker's is *really* satisfying."
 
pretty_lil_stranger said:
Snickers satisfies. Wasn't it?

Anyway, I think it would make a huge melted gooey mess, but who cares? ;) lol.

yes, a good gooey mess = )

one of the bakers I used to work with told me that an ex girlfriend of his had wanted him to cover her in chocolate sauce and lick it off...and he refused!
 
This is an OMG thread

And I have a craving now you wouldn't believe. A very pavlovian response...
 
first of all a photo:

now: I don't want to get this off topic, but: many people call the butthole "chocolate hole" or things like that ... yikes :confused:

But back to the topic
I don't know if this girl has chocolate in her pussy ... but she surely has chocolate everywhere else.

As for the Snickers bar ... well, I guess it would melt and become sticky, so I guess, it would be messy ... but then, who really cares.

I remember something similar: a girl put a banana in her pussy. Then, her boyfriend was eating the banana right out of her pussy ...

Since I came to the Internet (about 6 years ago) I collect pictures, and I saw many girls with strange things in their pussies (and in their buttholes, too). I mean things like a telephone receiver, a baseball bat, bananas, carrots, corncobs cucumbers (2 at once), a Barbie Doll, a monkey wrench, bottles (seems as if the small Coke bottles are the best for this, but with the bigger end forward), a handfull of asparagus, a handfull of pencils, cigarettes, cigars, a microphone, a foot (as if fisting wouldn't be enough), a lit candle, a small water pistol, a hammer, a Mag-Lite (in my opinion, the best flashlight ever) the thin part of a tennis racquet, a slip (normally, you should use something hard, but not soft clothing) an electric power cord, an artifical arm with a hand (like a dildo, but the size and the shape of an arm with a hand), a shoe (a high heel to be exact), a soda can (it is almost full in on the picture, I think it is Red Bull), a toy gun, a living snake, some living eels (I am against sex with animals), a dead (I assume it was dead) lobster ...

But so far, I never saw one with a chocolate bar in the pussy ...

By the way: It is not chocolate, but I once had this fantasy: There is this couple at the breakfast table (well, in my fantasy they where brother and sister). The boy took the full honey pot from the table. Then, he pushed his hard dick into the honey until it was totally covered with honey. Then, the sister started to lick his dick clean ...

forgot to mention this:

I once saw a report on tv about a special sushi restaurant. In this restaurant, they had a "living table".

There was this table, and on the table, there was a nude girl. Then, her body was covered with sushi. Then the customers started to eat the sushi right from her body ...
 
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deliciously_naughty said:
Maybe if you used a frozen snickers bar, it would be erotic and cold and not melt as fast?

that's a cool idea too

I was thinking that it could be more of a spur of the moment thing, like one of the girls just happened to have a snickers bar in her purse or something...and personally i think of the mess as half of the fun = )
 
well to be totally gross but realistic i think it would sort of...flush itself out...
 
I am not really sure how I feel about this, but as my Sex Ed teacher taught me in College, you should always be careful putting food into the vagina. Vaginas have some things that live inside of them, yeast being one. Giving the yeast some food is an easy way to get a nasty yeast infection.

That aside, a frozen snickers bar would be pretty cool. :D
 
Oh, just have fun

I wouldn't put a Snickers inside you every day. Otherwise, go for it. The vagina is self cleansing and an occassional Snickers would not be harmful.

Get a bunch, freeze some, let her tie you up and rub them on your nipples and tease you with them. Let her put one inside you and then watch her eat in or put it in your mouth.

The possibilities are endless and might make a great story.

Of course, if you are on the Atkins low carb diet, you will have to use hard cheese or pork rinds. :)

Steve
 
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