Is there no justice?

[kidthor]

Anyone who knows me well knows I love Mt. Dew slushies...I have three or four a week...at least. Today I went to the gas station, drew back on the plastic handle and was treated to the yummy site of the pale yellow slush swirling as it filled the cup. I stepped to the counter to happily pay my $.79 cents for my frosty perfection and was promptly informed that the price was now $1.09!... ...$.30 fucking cents they raised it...In a few days...What do they think it's gas? This is just wrong! I am going to contact my congressman. Gouging bastards!

 

[Aquila]

The dew is holy and sacred, none shall defile its greatness by being so fuckcheese nutted bastards as to increase the payment for it.

 

[kidthor]

The dew is holy and sacred, none shall defile its greatness by being so fuckcheese nutted bastards as to increase the payment for it.

Truer words were never spoken my brother. Go tell it on the mountain!

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Bah...nothing beats a "Big Red" slushie/slurpie.

 

[IrishWolfhound]

You drink not the caffiene in it's purest form. You are unclean in the sight of the gods. I shun thee and turn my back on thee.

 

[kidthor]

Bah...nothing beats a "Big Red" slushie/slurpie.

...There are other flavors? Seems pointless...

 

[kidthor]

You drink not the caffiene in it's purest form. You are unclean in the sight of the gods. I shun thee and turn my back on thee.

...Unclean?...Yes...that is me. Someone finally get's me!

 

[Aquila]

Truer words were never spoken my brother. Go tell it on the mountain!

[MISSISSIPPI PREACHER MODE]
And then the LORD created DEW and it was GOOD,
From the most sacred places HE poored forth the BEVERAGE
And HE saw that it WAS GOOD
That was HOLY
That it was rightly the DEW
And then the great DECEIVER walked upon the earth
And he did say.
I shall obstruct the worshipers from their duty to fall before the dew.
I shall charge MORE for it.
And so spake the great satan.
My brothers and sisters, I say unto you.
RISE UP!
Resist this assult upon our holy beverage
RISE UP!
Preach the word of the DEW
RISE UP!
And throw off the tyranny of the satanic oppressor.
SO SAYETH THE LORD!
And so preaches the Mississippi Preacher Man
[/MISSISSIPPI PREACHER MODE]

 

[KillerMuffin]

I kicked the Dew habit. I must say that I'm not a better person for it.

 

[Aquila]

I kicked the Dew habit. I must say that I'm not a better person for it.

HEATHEN!

 

[kidthor]

[MISSISSIPPI PREACHER MODE]
And then the LORD created DEW and it was GOOD,
From the most sacred places HE poored forth the BEVERAGE
And HE saw that it WAS GOOD
That was HOLY
That it was rightly the DEW
And then the great DECEIVER walked upon the earth
And he did say.
I shall obstruct the worshipers from their duty to fall before the dew.
I shall charge MORE for it.
And so spake the great satan.
My brothers and sisters, I say unto you.
RISE UP!
Resist this assult upon our holy beverage
RISE UP!
Preach the word of the DEW
RISE UP!
And throw off the tyranny of the satanic oppressor.
SO SAYETH THE LORD!
And so preaches the Mississippi Preacher Man
[/MISSISSIPPI PREACHER MODE]

TESTIFY!

 

[kidthor]

HEATHEN!

...That is not the ass of a heathen...she has admitted her sin and is clearly willing to repent! Even if she's not...that av has a great ass!

 

[Aquila]

Have great ass will be forgiven.. just gotta kneel down before the Mississippi Preacher Man and do your penance is all