Is there more than one author on this site?

[StudMuffinLondon]

Scouring the vast amount of very inventive stories on Literotica I have come to the conclusion that:-

No male has a penis less than 11 inches.
No female a breast size smaller than a DD.
Sons only fucked their Mom's after being caught masturbating which immediately turned their 'infant milk churn' into a raving nympho.
All daughters fathers have a cock infinitely preferable to any previous boyfriend/husband.
All female 'first lesbian experiences' came as a complete and utter surprise. (read same for first 'gay' experiences).
All Indian Mom's shagged by their sons have an infinite desire to bear their sons' children.

With such similarity between characters I can only (cynically) assume that in fact there is only ONE single solitary author of these stories on the site. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent?

 

[Angel]

The Stud Muffin moved to London?

 

[Gilly Bean]

Scouring the vast amount of very inventive stories on Literotica I have come to the conclusion that:-

No male has a penis less than 11 inches.
No female a breast size smaller than a DD.
Sons only fucked their Mom's after being caught masturbating which immediately turned their 'infant milk churn' into a raving nympho.
All daughters fathers have a cock infinitely preferable to any previous boyfriend/husband.
All female 'first lesbian experiences' came as a complete and utter surprise. (read same for first 'gay' experiences).
All Indian Mom's shagged by their sons have an infinite desire to bear their sons' children.

With such similarity between characters I can only (cynically) assume that in fact there is only ONE single solitary author of these stories on the site. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent?

Might I suggest reading more then 4 or 5 stories in each catagory?

 

[Mistress]

Hmm....guess you didn't read mine yet.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hmm....guess you didn't read mine yet.

My guess is, those are the stories he looks for.

 

[lobito]

It's because ALL of the "Americans" actually do have 11 inch cocks man, don't you know this stuff?

 

[cymbidia]

OMG. You caught on.

There is only one author at Lit.
Me.

Yes, me. I write all the big-dicked, big-boobies, incest stories in this place. Those are the only kind worth reading anyway.

Actually, i'm the only real person here. Everyone else is a construct, including Laurel and Manu and Gnufi, of my heated imagination. Even your own Muffie is a pretend babe.

In fact, there aren't even any stories here, contrary to oft-quoted popular wisdom.

No, we don't have stories.

 

[KillerMuffin]

That's not my StudMuffin. The StudMuffin can't spell. But, the StudMuffin is practical enough to realize that until he's read all 13,000 stories on the site he can't complain about all of them.

I think we have a new StudMuffin in our ranks, ladies.

 

[Azwed]

That's not my StudMuffin. The StudMuffin can't spell. But, the StudMuffin is practical enough to realize that until he's read all 13,000 stories on the site he can't complain about all of them.

I think we have a new StudMuffin in our ranks, ladies.

Wait a minute how can you live with him if he cant spell????
Isn't that one of your serious pet peves or does he have some special abilities that let you look past this one trangresion?

 

[cymbidia]

Head's up...

Muff, someone who knows a bit of something about most of us - and who's feeling a widdle bit grouchy-ouchy, too - is posting under "guest" names this morning. Just so you know.

 

[Laurel]

OMG. You caught on.

There is only one author at Lit.
Me.

Yes, me. I write all the big-dicked, big-boobies, incest stories in this place. Those are the only kind worth reading anyway.

Actually, i'm the only real person here. Everyone else is a construct, including Laurel and Manu and Gnufi, of my heated imagination. Even your own Muffie is a pretend babe.

In fact, there aren't even any stories here, contrary to oft-quoted popular wisdom.

No, we don't have stories.

So you're saying that Literotica is just like the little fake town they built in "Blazing Saddles"?

"You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons."

 

[Renegade]

Okay..... let me make sure that I've got this straight. And anyone can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. This is just something I'm having a real hard time grasping the concept of. Alright, so what you guys are telling us, basicly, is that we have stories? When the fuck did that happen???

 

[InSaNe]

hmmmm would anyone mind showing me where these so called stories are ?

 

[StudMuffinLondon]

Re: StudMuffin. Ladies (and Gents) - What you have is that the 'original' StudMuffin has now become so all-powerful, so popular on this site that he felt it necessary to appoint disciples worldwide. In every major city there is a StudMuffin, identified only from the original but a location suffix - hence StudMuffinLondon.

I was not actually complaining at all. The 'experiences' (true or fantasy) are very good (try a similar site at www.alt.com if you have not already done so).

It just that anyone with a 6 inch dick, AA bra cup or has no desire to screw his mother and impregnate her with his seed could soon develop a severe inferiority complex - or - far more deadly judging by some of the responses above - a distinct lack of one of the most important qualities of life - a sense of humour.

Take care all - oh and keep writing.......

 

[Wyatt]

My highest rated story had a small breasted woman(34A) and a man whose penis size wasn't even mentioned.All my stories are true(lie mode) and I am hung like a baby carrot(lie mode off).

 

[Starfish]

What if you have D cup boobies? Is that okay?

I am feeling so inferior to the DD cup bitches and all that I lost my sense of humor too.

 

[cymbidia]

I was a DD bitch.

But thanks to the miracle of modern medicine and a good insurance package, i'm now on the B-C line. Yep. By choice.

So am i inferior?
Exterior?
Inside outside upside down?

All i know is that i'm still wildly in love with my newish boobies.
Yes, it's true,
One can love inanimate objects that are a part of one's body.
Why... why.. i think i feel a story coming on!


And Laurel, darlin'?
Yes.
JUST like that.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I'm not actually here today. I'm doing dishes right now. Can't you tell?

I'm sure the StudMuffin would be more than happy to pass his nom de plume off since it's highly embarassing to him.

I love the man, I can not only forgive his spelling indiscretions, but his consistently improperly conjugated verbs and his utter inability to properly use a modifier. He never writes to me, he buys cards and signs them. I love him for that.

 

[Guest]

P.S. I also love gauging my self on Ice-Cream. I get through several large tubs a day.

I still get time to eat Ice-cream though. I am eating Ice-Cream as I am doing the dishes. I am highly skilled woman: I can do more than two things at a time.

 

[freakygirl]

Jeez....

This troll sure seems to have alot of time on his/her hands..

Very original on the nic stealing.. I'm almost impressed..

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Oh my God can't you be funny even once?

Okay, try again. This time put a little effort into it. Less dribble-snotty.

 

[lilminx]

It just that anyone with a 6 inch dick, AA bra cup or has no desire to screw his mother and impregnate her with his seed could soon develop a severe inferiority complex - or - far more deadly judging by some of the responses above - a distinct lack of one of the most important qualities of life - a sense of humour.

That's funny, b/c I think in my story I wrote that the woman had a c-cup, the other woman that she was with was smaller, I don't remember mentioning the guy's or the strapon's cock sizes, and no incest occurs- maybe you should go check it out....

 

[KillerMuffin]

My troll can't even spell??? Oh good gawd. I'm not only insulted, I'm embarassed. Em bare assed. OooooOOOooOOooh. Eye yam in bare assed two have a troll hoo can't spell.

Can't take the fucker anywhere. She piddled on the cat in the book store the other day and we've been told she has to stay outside tied to a pole.

 

[Bob Peale]

Re: StudMuffin. Ladies (and Gents) - What you have is that the 'original' StudMuffin has now become so all-powerful, so popular on this site that he felt it necessary to appoint disciples worldwide. In every major city there is a StudMuffin, identified only from the original but a location suffix - hence StudMuffinLondon.

I was not actually complaining at all. The 'experiences' (true or fantasy) are very good (try a similar site at www.alt.com if you have not already done so).

It just that anyone with a 6 inch dick, AA bra cup or has no desire to screw his mother and impregnate her with his seed could soon develop a severe inferiority complex - or - far more deadly judging by some of the responses above - a distinct lack of one of the most important qualities of life - a sense of humour.

Take care all - oh and keep writing.......

Goddamn it I missed ANOTHER memo. Where the fuck is that toadie I call an assistant.

ALL my stories now have to have guy with 11 inch cocks and women with DD cup bra sizes? Son of a bitch!

 

[christophe]

interestingly enough the three sories i have penned to my knowledge dont even mention breast or penis size. so ill take it he did not read them!