Is there anything more gross

[Guest]

than a wet, cold, slimy, mushy rawhide bone on the bottom of your foot?

 

[Selena_Kitt]

than a wet, cold, slimy, mushy rawhide bone on the bottom of your foot?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

 

[rgraham666]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Yes.

A public toilet used by homeless people with dodgy intestinal tracts and weird eating habits.

And never flushed.

Had to clean one of those when I was a janitor.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Pushing your bare fingers through a cat turd when you're playing in a sand pit...

 

[Stella_Omega]

than a wet, cold, slimy, mushy rawhide bone on the bottom of your foot?

I have cats... they give me hairball surprises regularly.

 

[Selena_Kitt]

and again, I say:

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!

This thread is just icky!

 

[oggbashan]

Yes:

1. Walking across a twelve foot wide by two foot deep heap of dead jelly fish, and

2. Treading on a three day old corpse left out in the African sun...

Og

 

[Guest]

Those are some pretty gross experiences.

I'm with Stella, though -- for home grown grossness, it's hard to beat cats. I've had multiple midnight, between the pillows catvomit experiences...in fact, we had one just the other night, a sort of welcome home gift from a certain fat kitty. She got both our pillows (while we were on them) and then moved on to hit the center of the bed. Of course, we've had it worse. One night several years ago, one of our cats, feeling uncomfortable, sought solace in the bed with us - and had a violent attack of diarhea...

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Leeches.

Yes, I have been leeched, in a wilderness northwoods lake. Just call me Bogey.

BOGEY: Augh! The little beggars -- Pull 'em off me, Rosie! -- No, the heads stay -- poison yer blood . . .

ROSE (sudden remembrance): Salt!

 

[MagicaPractica]

Yes. I once walked downstairs in the middle of the night and didn't think to turn a light on. I'm used to walking around in the dark. I stepped in something and it hurt! I turned on the light. One of the cats had thrown up the remains of a mouse and I had gotten a bone stuck in my right big toe. Gave my doctor a real good laugh and she gave me a tetanus booster. Yuck!

 

[Guest]

 

[drksideofthemoon]

than a wet, cold, slimy, mushy rawhide bone on the bottom of your foot?

Well, it's not likely that I can beat Og out...I think he won. Mine was getting up at 3AM and stepping directly on a fresh puppy bomb.

 

[Liar]

A bucket full of cod guttings that has been left under a lid. In the baking sun. For five days.

It gave the word "stench" a whole new dimension.

But yeah, I think Og won. Or lost, depending on how you see it.

 

[Guest]

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[Jenny_Jackson]

Heading in your boat on an early Saturday morning and find a floating corpse washed up against a wingdam... obviously been floating for a couple weeks

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Yes.

A wet, warm, slimy, mushy dog turd on the bottom of your foot.

Grosser than that? The dog coming back and licking it off.

Then the dog's owner gets pissy because you're feeding his dog

 

[Guest]

And i think I have to argree with Selena...EWWWW

Ever have someone stick rancid bacon in your car at night when it's 90 degrees at noon, and you don't get in the car for two days.

 

[impressive]

Ever have someone stick rancid bacon in your car at night when it's 90 degrees at noon, and you don't get in the car for two days.

My cousin puked in the back seat of my car and didn't tell me. It sat in the sun for 3 days.

When my brother called to ask if he could borrow the car, I just told him I'd leave the keys on my desk. He could pick it up while I was in class.

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

Heading in your boat on an early Saturday morning and find a floating corpse washed up against a wingdam... obviously been floating for a couple weeks

Human?

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Human?

Yes, Roxanne. He was very ripe. I lassooed him and towed him to shore and tied him to a tree. Then called the Sheriff.

The guy was totally nude, completly white and every single hair on his body was gone. It was... weird among other things

 

[EmeraldKitten]

I have to say cat vomit smushed between your toes is the single most disgusting sensation ever.
Actually, nothing cat-related is pleasant.

OHH! No, a better one!!

My 18 year old cat (we just had put to sleep last week) had a tumor growing on her jaw. It was impairing her ability to eat and drink, (thus why we had her put down) but she had started drooling excessively.
Nothing like a nice, juicy, furry jaw being dragged across your eyelid while you're trying to fall asleep. *shudder* Bleh! lol.

 

[bobwhitecrow]

Og may be the winner

but stepping on a slug in the dark is like stepping on a black banana.

 

[Boota]

What about...

...biting into a sandwich and finding a hidden wad of hair?

...kayaking through vomit?

...biting into an apple and finding half a worm?

 

[Stella_Omega]

Cat's possible new neighbors are as gross as anything not dead can be.

This thread is... special.
I came here with another disgusting thing, but Ogg's and Jenny's posts put it right out of my mind!

 

[kiwiwolf]

Picture this. It's 2am and you're in the middle of the Malaysian jungle on a jungle training exercise. You've just come off watch and you're sleeping the sleep of the dead because you've been humping through the jungle all day and you're totally shagged. One of your 'good buddies' takes a sneaky dump in your boot which is lying next to you then replaces it where he got it... then he calls a stand to and fires a few rounds. The rest is instinctive. You can't fight if you're not shod. You grab your boot...

Do I need to paint the full picture or can you fill in the blanks?