Is there anything chocolate (and sex) can't do?

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Why chocolate, sex and cold cuts can boost your brain
By GWYNETH REES
21:46pm on 2nd December 2007

Many claim to have found the answer to keeping the mind active, from crosswords and Sudoku to plenty of exercise and cold showers.

But now it seems the secret may lie in our lifestyle and what we eat to fuel our bodies.

Dark chocolate and plenty of cold meat for breakfast top the list for boosting grey matter, researchers suggest, while sex is essential for keeping the brain fit in later life.

Those wishing to improve their mental power should avoid smoking cannabis, watching soap operas and hanging out with those who moan.

But cuddling a baby, cheating at homework, reading out loud and doing a business degree at university are all good for an efficient mind.

The theories, based on research from experts around the world, are contained in the book Teach Yourself: Training Your Brain.

Author Terry Horne, a business lecturer at the University of Central Lancashire, said: "What we eat and drink, how we learn at school and what type of moods we have are all crucial.

"People can make lifestyle choices that will constantly increase our cognitive capacity throughout our adult lives."

The book contains mental exercises and radical thinking on how diet, the environment, stress and other aspects of modern life affect our mental capacity.

It claims sex has a positive impact, listing seven chemical reactions the brain undergoes during intercourse which improve its functioning ability.

For instance, raised levels of oxytocin - or the "trust" hormone - increase a person's readiness to think of novel or risky solutions to a problem. Elements in dark chocolate-also prove beneficial.

Magnesium and antioxidant chemicals increase the supply of oxygen to the brain and reduce the chances of brain damage through a stroke. Ditching a low-fat diet is also recommended to boost performance.

The book suggests a breakfast of eggs, fish or cold meat, a lunch of protein-based foods such as oily fish and dark green vegetables, and carbohydrates for dinner - but not caffeine, alcohol or red meat.

Children should not do homework on their own - minds function better when working with parents or classmates.

It also says that speaking in front of a class helps pupils because of the repetition involved. And adults can boost memory by counting aloud to 99 in threes as fast as they can.

The book recommends that readers should seek a concept known as BLISS - Body-based pleasure, Laughter, Involvement, Satisfaction and Sex - which all enable the mind to perform well.

Mr Horne added:

"Mix with people who make you laugh, have a good sense of humour or who share the same interests as you, and avoid people who whinge, whine and complain, as people who are negative will make you depressed."
 
Liar said:
. . . The book recommends that readers should seek a concept known as BLISS - Body-based pleasure, Laughter, Involvement, Satisfaction and Sex - which all enable the mind to perform well.

Mr Horne added:

"Mix with people who make you laugh, have a good sense of humour or who share the same interests as you, and avoid people who whinge, whine and complain, as people who are negative will make you depressed."

Sounds like a Lit-together.

:cathappy:
 
Those wishing to improve their mental power should avoid smoking cannabis, watching soap operas and hanging out with those who moan.

Hmm. I'm assuming that's the "whine" variant of moan, not the sex variant.
 
Hmm -- I'm big on the chocolate, the sex, and the cold cuts -- although no sane American would eat them for breakfast, unless they were stuck in a European hotel. And I have an MBA.

What about moaning animals? I have a cat that is a real complainer.
 
WRJames said:
Hmm -- I'm big on the chocolate, the sex, and the cold cuts -- although no sane American would eat them for breakfast
Well...a cup of hot chocolate for breakfast doesn't sound bad. Hot chocolate with rare roast beef is where it gets kinda weird.
 
3113 said:
Well...a cup of hot chocolate for breakfast doesn't sound bad. Hot chocolate with rare roast beef is where it gets kinda weird.
Not as weird as sex with rare roast beef.
 
Those wishing to improve their mental power should avoid smoking cannabis, watching soap operas and hanging out with those who moan.

Moaners and also pissers. Most of the background complaining in the world is just inconsequential variants on "I don't like this sensation."

I did a poll at the fire house, one time. I said the captain on B crew was resentful of people who 'piss and moan.' Do you piss and moan? Piss or moan? Shall I put you down for a piss? A moan? Some people told me to fuck off. Others said things like "Put me down for two pisses and a moan" or "Just a moan, for me."

The results were clear. There were exactly as many who piss as who moan, for one thing, on the four crews at the Fire Department. And! only half the department owned up to either.

Half of us, therefore, are doing all the pissing and moaning, carrying the load for the other half. Whereas, the actions of the boss man merit a lot of pissing and moaning. Such is social science.
 
A famous man once said "Candy is dandy, but sex won't rot your teeth."


But a little chocolate on certain body parts... ;)


Mmmmmmmmm :devil:
 
Also, C crew did 40% of the pissing and moaning. It's always C crew.

We had an inspirational speaker visit us, on tour, one time. He was the Chief of the depatment in Flagstaff, Arizona. At one point in his notable career, he had noticed that the Rules were insanely lengthy, having accumulated for a hundred years. The booklet they gave newbies comprised almost eighty pages.

This chief had everyone sit down, union and management, and attempt to condense.

"No one gets out of this," he told 'em, "until we have all the Rules on ONE SIDE of one sheet of paper."

Well, they did it. The new version of the rules was circulated among the crews for ratification. The only serious objection came from a coalition of firefighters on C crew. "Look, Chief," they said. "We can agree with the whole thing, except we want to add one word. Rule Six? We want it to read, There shall be no painful sexual relations between members of the department on duty."

"Othe rthan that, Chief, you got a great set o rules here."
 
Chocolate, sex and cold turkey...

sounds like a recipe for Christmas to me :D
 
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