Is There Anything Better....

A new pair of nine west flip flops a new pedicure and sand.

Tongue to rid toes of sand later.
 
AngelicAssassin said:
Ask your PYL for an introduction to bastinado.

Just make sure you do so with a couple of days off before you have to go back to work.

I've tried pointing him in that direction a few times, but he seems not so interested. ~sigh~ And there's no such thing as having a few days before going back to work- I work for Him, remember. Jobs may come and jobs may go, but housework never ends!
 
Technodivinitas said:
I've tried pointing him in that direction a few times, but he seems not so interested. ~sigh~ And there's no such thing as having a few days before going back to work- I work for Him, remember. Jobs may come and jobs may go, but housework never ends!
Ahh but think of the fun of trying to do housework without being able to walk !!!It will make sweeping the floor easier, especially if your wear something long to gather up the dirt as you crawl along lol. Sorry Techno its posts like these that make me wonder should I switch :confused:
 
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cellis said:
No that pretty much is the icing on the cake... making a note to myself to get an appointment with you!:D
Well, appointments aren't easy. Actually, I rather like to decide for myself when to grab someone. I wait in the shadows and when some unsuspecting submissive type walks by, POUNCE and GRAB and BIND and GAG and then transport to my evil dungeon (it's also my living room, because the ceiling is tall enough for an eye bolt at the top. :D ) and then I'm kind of like a spider.

Once you are in my web, I can sit back and let you squirm and jerk around, exciting me with all of your little whimpers and struggling.

Then, later, when I'm hungry, I come over and nibble here and there. Of course, where I nibble only makes you hungry for more nibbling. That's when we start to negociate for your release...which could be in a few days, if you're lucky.
 
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pagan switch said:
A brand new Dodge Viper. :D
I have something that has been called a viper at times, but it doesn't need wheels. Every where it goes, the path is nice and slippery. But, if not, it still has more than enough power to shove itself home. :D
 
than...

a new toy...

a half a bottle of merlot...

and a piece of red meat?



Yeah... but that is where I am at right now!
 
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cellis said:
a new toy...

a half a bottle of merlot...

and a piece of red meat?



Yeah... but that is where I am at right now!


Seeing an old friend? :kiss:
 
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cellis said:
a new toy...

a half a bottle of merlot...

and a piece of red meat?



Yeah... but that is where I am at right now!

Hey! I'm trying to go vegetarian here.

umm.. meat is murder... go peta and all that.
 
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