is there any girls here who would let me assfuck them?;)

[bigsausage555]

I wanna know what you would want me to do to you

 

[sata85]

Probably not. The girls around here are ridiculously high-maintenance. They expect you to talk to them and stuff first. Ugh.

( )

 

[bigsausage555]

That's some bullshit lmao

 

[StaciRay79]

buy me dinner, get me drunk, show me your "big sausage" and we can maybe talk about it! haha

 

[sata85]

buy me dinner, get me drunk, show me your "big sausage" and we can maybe talk about it! haha

You buy him dinner if you want sausage so bad!

 

[bigsausage555]

Lol ill warn you, I didn't choose the name big sausage for nothing! I don't have an exact measurement but its thick as fuck

 

[bigsausage555]

buy me dinner, get me drunk, show me your "big sausage" and we can maybe talk about it! haha

Don't worry I'd get you drunk, if you would want some pot I can get it lol and don't worry I'd use lube

 

[StaciRay79]

brag brag brag.

get in line. all guys on Lit have 9 inch dicks! lol

 

[dave's thing]

brag brag brag.

get in line. all guys on Lit have 9 inch dicks! lol

lol you go girl

 

[bigsausage555]

brag brag brag.

get in line. all guys on Lit have 9 inch dicks! lol

Apparently you seen all the dicks on here lol jk and I'm pretty sure you would cum quite a bit if I assfucked you

 

[StaciRay79]

Apparently you seen all the dicks on here lol jk and I'm pretty sure you would cum quite a bit if I assfucked you

well that's never happened before so you would be the first. haha

I haven't seen ALL the dicks, but I've seen more than I cared to. and I do read the comments where guys are always bragging too

 

[bigsausage555]

well that's never happened before so you would be the first. haha

I haven't seen ALL the dicks, but I've seen more than I cared to. and I do read the comments where guys are always bragging too

Yeah if you've never tried anal you'll probably scream lol I've always wanted to try it but every girl I've fucked wasn't in to it.

 

[StaciRay79]

Yeah if you've never tried anal you'll probably scream lol I've always wanted to try it but every girl I've fucked wasn't in to it.

I think most aren't. it's not my fav. I've done it a few times, but certainly not with guys that are really big. did that once and it hurt way too much! lol

 

[bigsausage555]

I think most aren't. it's not my fav. I've done it a few times, but certainly not with guys that are really big. did that once and it hurt way too much! lol

Then yeah i would recommend getting drunk first, probably will need a lot of lube as well lol

 

[lovecraft68]

brag brag brag.

get in line. all guys on Lit have 9 inch dicks! lol

And they all care about the woman cumming first and will worship your feet and go down on you for hours and....

I'm honest, I tell women right up front. I got 12 inches for you. You get six the first time then another six later on

 

[John_Whittaker0826]

brag brag brag.

get in line. all guys on Lit have 9 inch dicks! lol

Not me.

 

[StrongMaster7]

Ladies, I imagine you are all impressed by Mr. Sausage's eloquence, chivalry, class and charm. Plus, I know that his claims of his penis size must have you all swooning, since that is what all women want. Please form an orderly queue and allow Mr. Sausage to "butt fuck" you to the most amazing orgasms of your life. And be sure to thank him. As a man with a less than 9" cock that can't possibly as thick as Mr. Sausage's, I am in awe of this clearly better man than me. And I am jealous.

 

[lovecraft68]

Ladies, I imagine you are all impressed by Mr. Sausage's eloquence, chivalry, class and charm. Plus, I know that his claims of his penis size must have you all swooning, since that is what all women want. Please form an orderly queue and allow Mr. Sausage to "butt fuck" you to the most amazing orgasms of your life. And be sure to thank him. As a man with a less than 9" cock that can't possibly as thick as Mr. Sausage's, I am in awe of this clearly better man than me. And I am jealous.

One of the top ten posts of the year right there!

But.....something tells me Mr Sausage would not get the meaning of it.

 

[bigsausage555]

I understand sarcasm, I just don't reply to it. If you don't like what I post, go fuck yourself.

 

[TJReilly]

I understand sarcasm, I just don't reply to it. If you don't like what I post, go fuck yourself.

Mr Sausage is new here isn't he? This is Lit! Cock sizes here range from 4 inches (or less), to guys who step on the head when they try to walk.

 

[twister947]

So, this is how the mind of a 17 year old stoner works? Adorable.

 

[lovecraft68]

So, this is how the mind of a 17 year old stoner works? Adorable.

No...he must be 18 it says right on the home page 18 only! And you have to agree that you are!

That is fool proof so there is no way he could be 17!

 

[bigsausage555]

I'm almost 19 for your information, and its whatever, say what you want. It just amuses me.

 

[lovecraft68]

I'm almost 19 for your information, and its whatever, say what you want. It just amuses me.

19....Man sometimes I would love to go back to that age.....then I'm like....nah. I think I would settle for being about 35 forever.

 

[yes_miss]

I understand sarcasm, I just don't reply to it. If you don't like what I post, go fuck yourself.

You're just so charming! I'll pass on your offer