Is There a Doctor in the House?

[Firesprite]

I was just wondering.. it seems we have a few Lawyers here to represent us and I wondered what other highly educated people were hiding among us...

Perhaps as a group Lawyers tend to be more pervy than any other type of profession? (then again what with all our questionable activities, we bound to need more lawyers than doctors!)

Firesprite

 

[SimplySouthern]

Pervy?

Hey...I resemble that remark.

 

[Sammyjo]

I'm an accountant...I think they tend to be closet perverts...LOL...although, I don't think I hide it very well.

 

[Magic Merlin]

LOL @ SS.

I'm a scientist. Part geologist, part physicist. We like to investigate and understand everything around us. So, I guess perversion comes naturally to us

Hmmm, Southern, come here dear, I think I need to investigate you....

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 07-03-2000 at 08:06 AM]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

I almost forgot my cuffs

we bound to need more lawyers than doctors!

ooo are we binding lawyers and doctors and other highly educated people ... k then .. I'll bring my fur lined handcuffs .. umm anyone have rope? LMAO

 

[SimplySouthern]

MM~

Come on over and research me. But let me warn you, I am a highly intricate person....this make take a LONG time!

 

[Magic Merlin]

The longer the better.....You know, I will have to inspect every millimeter of you. Taking my time..uncovering all of the fascinating finds I might make.. Delicately examining every aspect of your wonderous body...

MMmmmmm, just think of all of the different experiments we may have to run on you..I don't know if you have that much time..Geologists are very patient people, you know.

Isabella, bring those fur-lined handcuff over here..We may need to keep SS here for a while..........

 

[SimplySouthern]

I'm here for the duration baby!

You know us attorneys...we want to talk about it all. Rehash it over and over and over! The best part about a good "argument" is the making up!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

You called?

Future doc here (but with a couple of years of school left, so you'd probably want to double-check my prescriptions. )

If it was possible to get STD's from the amazing exchange of cyber-fluids that goes on here, I think I'd be a VERY busy med student. hehe

But as it is, I think I'd probably be a lot busier treating decubitus ass ulcers from those of us who are becoming as addicted to this board as me.

But I'd also like to add that I'm offering my services (pro bono, of course... ya like that, Southie?) to all the ladies who need them. That's right... step right up. Free pelvics for everyone! hehe

 

[Isabella Thorne]

k I remembered them this time

Sir Merlin .. here are the handcuffs for the lovely Scarlett .. will you be binding her then .. how delicious it will be to see the most feminine of southern belles *LMAO* tied up and so vulnerable to your whims you will be letting me watch Sir .. or ..

free pelvic exams you say doc C. .. but no, no i can only visit the most experienced gynecologists for that .. you still have a couple of years of med school left dear .. but ummm did you say something bout prescriptions lol

 

[SimplySouthern]

Call me an airhead blonde, but it just this moment hit me....Oliver CLozoff..LMAO. That is hilarious!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Vulberable to my Whims

Oh, Isabella, you have such a way with words.

Now about those handcuffs. Yes, I am going to bind here. Bind her to her chair at work, where she seems to be today. She's been a bad girl and I think she needs to be punished. And of course you can watch..

First off, we have to tease her, ever so slowly. (damn this is a big desk, both of us seem to fit under here). Let's start at her ankles with soft little kisses, slowly moving up, higher and higher with the soft of touches.

Isabella, care to join me in teasing her?

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Call me an airhead blonde, but it just this moment hit me....Oliver CLozoff..LMAO. That is hilarious!

Hmmmmm... I think a full neurological exam may be in order for Miss Scarlett.

 

[SimplySouthern]

Just the thought of all those exams excites me to no end.

Anyone care to tell me what bodily secretions might do to my leather chair?? *wink*

 

[Isabella Thorne]

You truly are a kind master to allow me to share with you the lovely scarlett ... and at her place of employment no less .. i must warn you though Sir .. this is virgin territory for me .. lol

you know i agree she was naughty .. she was really bitchy before bout that book being in her name and everything ... hmmm

i will tease her with you Sir Merlin .. my fingers are lazily tracing her inner left thigh now .. kissing ... my tongue is slowly starting to lick (i knew you wanted the right thigh for yourself darling Sir

yes this is a big desk ..

 

[ShyGuy68]

Yet another thread that quickly went way off topic very soon!! lol. But hey I don't mind at all!

I myself just passed my last test to become a MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Enginee) the Friday before last. But it took less than a year for me to get it, so I don't know if you can call it a long education!

Damn you have SimplySouthern tied up, because I would have loved to have her inspect me with her hands!!


ShyGuy

 

[Magic Merlin]

Well, you know what Shyguy?.. There's plenty of room beneath this desk. If you have some beer, your welcome to join us. Perhaps you can demonstrate your new skills on Southern...I'm sure she wouldn't mind.

Yes, Isabella, this is virgin territory..As I nibble on the inside of Southern's right knee, I'm running my hand very softly up the inside of her thigh.....

Any other professions around here? <got to stay on topic.>

 

[Floating Head]

I own my own construction company. I got out of the computer industry a few years ago. To much stress..



<sticking head beneath desk?> Is this a private party, or can you guys use a floating head type thingy. I brought some cold beer...

 

[Isabella Thorne]

who wants head?

i say let the head in .. wow it's getting crowded .. not that i'm complaining .. hey you know what .. it's getting hot under here .. maybe i should remove this damn hooped skirt .. maybe that's what's taking up all the room under this desk ..

 

[SimplySouthern]

OH MY GOODNESS!

Wow...the licking. Need I say more? You people sure know how to build some suspense!

Haven't heard anything about anyone being a cunning linguist ...yet.

Still waiting!

 

[Jade]

Working on it... plan to go into neonatology or perinatology... someday this will actually happen!

 

[Magic Merlin]

Be patient, SS... Remember you are bound to your chair.

But don't fret, I am a very 'Cunning' linguist. Just wanted to make this last..


Oh, look at that! Isabella is approaching the top of your left thigh.. I had better get back to your right thigh..

Oh my! What's this? You really are a blonde...

[Edited by Magic Merlin on 07-03-2000 at 11:07 AM]

 

[Jade]

Be patient... Remember you are bound to your chair.

Hey,... Mer-man.. was this directed at me? B/c if it was... I needed it thanks!

It gets annoying though when I realize that I am starting to have classes where I am the oldest one! AHHH freaky!

 

[SimplySouthern]

Jade~

If my vote counts for anything..I think you should choose neonatology. My godson was a preemie (2 pounds and 5 ounces) and the nurses and doctors that took care of him in the Neonatal Intensive Care Unit have my full respect and gratitude. I'm sure that job would be difficult to bear with all the opportunity it presents for emotional attachment, but I can't imagine the amount of joy it would bring to you seeing one of your "mini patients" go home healthy.

 

[Magic Merlin]

Sorry about that Jade, that was suppost to be directed to SS. Got a little carried away there.

Neonatology, would get my vote also Jade. One of my friends works in the neonatology unit and she says the everyday reward makes her feel as she is doing something very useful and rewarding. Says it made the schooling all worthwhile. Just hang in there with the schooling. It will be over before you know it.

Its good to see you back Jade. You were missed!