Is Ron Jeremy dead yet?

His ass pimples, now those can die already.

Good Pimpance. Fuck outta here once and for all since he clearly never learned how to properly wipe his ass after pooping. Then shoved his dick inside virgin assholes for so many years?

Butt pimples don't pop up because they want to, it's because their butt owners don't take care of said butts. Word to your pimply-butted out hubby, ahem.
 
I know the answer to my own question. It's a discussion forum device to initiate conversation...

During the surgery it is being reported that Ron awoke and demanded suction, stat.
 
I find it amazing that any active porn actor survives past 40. The suicide rate, drug overdoses and AIDS casualties alone make it a long shot. I do like Ron though. I met him once at a meet and greet and he seemed decent enough. Wanted to immediately wash my hand after shaking hands with him but otherwise was cool.
 
Hey, Ron's all over the place. I'd imagine he travels in a lot of circles that don't involve sticking his cock in things.
 
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