BITE_my_ASS
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- Nov 9, 2001
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* Personal note to Ravenloft after returing to his PERSONAL thread next day to discover that my painstakingly crafted, highly literate & totally artistic masterpiece had been DELETED by VANDALS! - Good thing Ai anticipated this & reminded us to keep a copy. Such a sweet kid! *
WHOSE ASS DID YOU KISS TO GET THIS DELETED, YOU WUSS? What's the matter, too hard for your tiny brain to handle, or (what I REALLY believe) TOO FUCKING LAZY to ponder it's deepest implications & reply creatively? WAKE UP TURKEY! USE YOUR BRAIN while there's any left!
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_ HARD breaking news... HOT off the gossip columns ... CUM & get it ! Read it & WEEP!
The most HORRIBLE rumor turned out to be TRUE! Now it can be toldwhy you NEVER find RAVEN hanging around the MEN'S locker room.
A TRUE BLUE GUY
who would NEVER lie, named Tezzz the Vulture, a name any BODY would instinctively TRUST, ripped the cover off this NASTY little secret when he way_laid cute RAVEN on the road to glory craving to indulge his taste for the lovely lad's prettily padded posterior. What a SHOCK when the shreds of parted coth revealed NOTHING between those lithe legs BUTT a HOLE where he'd expected a pole! Either this was a rare POST surgery transsexual or . . . a girl in drag! What a FUCKING disapointment all around!
Dr. Finkelfinger, IgNobel prize notoriate, and head of the Protological-psychology lavoratory at Bangem Young University, had this to say about that: "Here we see, I.M.L.O., is a case book 'em and lock 'em down SEX-ample of the classical Erectra Cumplex in which little girls who aren't allowed to play with, kiss, lick. suck and fondle their brothers' and fathers' penises due to silly, out-of-date incest taboos develop an envious longing for fun toys like the boys have always available to play with just by putting their hands in their pockets, so they begin to play with imaginary friends of theri own. In extreme cases where parents indulge their wayward daughters' fantasies, such as we have seen an unfortunate specimen of recently in a charlatan support group led by an kinky quack named Ignore Reality, the poor gamin may turn out like RAVEN, a woman enacting her hatred for her own body while pretending to be a man, flirting with the ladies, then, callously BREAKING their poor, sweet, innocent, little, kinky hearts."
WHOSE ASS DID YOU KISS TO GET THIS DELETED, YOU WUSS? What's the matter, too hard for your tiny brain to handle, or (what I REALLY believe) TOO FUCKING LAZY to ponder it's deepest implications & reply creatively? WAKE UP TURKEY! USE YOUR BRAIN while there's any left!
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_ HARD breaking news... HOT off the gossip columns ... CUM & get it ! Read it & WEEP! The most HORRIBLE rumor turned out to be TRUE!
Now it can be toldwhy you NEVER find RAVEN hanging around the MEN'S locker room. A TRUE BLUE GUY
who would NEVER lie, named Tezzz the Vulture, a name any BODY would instinctively TRUST, ripped the cover off this NASTY little secret when he way_laid cute RAVEN on the road to glory craving to indulge his taste for the lovely lad's prettily padded posterior. What a SHOCK when the shreds of parted coth revealed NOTHING between those lithe legs BUTT a HOLE where he'd expected a pole! Either this was a rare POST surgery transsexual or . . . a girl in drag! What a FUCKING disapointment all around! Dr. Finkelfinger, IgNobel prize notoriate, and head of the Protological-psychology lavoratory at Bangem Young University, had this to say about that: "Here we see, I.M.L.O., is a case book 'em and lock 'em down SEX-ample of the classical Erectra Cumplex in which little girls who aren't allowed to play with, kiss, lick. suck and fondle their brothers' and fathers' penises due to silly, out-of-date incest taboos develop an envious longing for fun toys like the boys have always available to play with just by putting their hands in their pockets, so they begin to play with imaginary friends of theri own. In extreme cases where parents indulge their wayward daughters' fantasies, such as we have seen an unfortunate specimen of recently in a charlatan support group led by an kinky quack named Ignore Reality, the poor gamin may turn out like RAVEN, a woman enacting her hatred for her own body while pretending to be a man, flirting with the ladies, then, callously BREAKING their poor, sweet, innocent, little, kinky hearts."
