Is My Guy Normal?

[Guest]

When my b/f cums, he always cums with a lot of force and can usually shoot his load over six feet! Not only that, but he cums for about a minute and a half. I was just wondering if this was normal. Have any of you had a similar experience?

 

[Xander]

I would say he gives the term "Power Balls" a whole new meaning.

Nothin' wrong with that.

 

[Orion10_15]

I don't know about normal, but I just want to say that I usually cum just about like that, so he's not the only one

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Are you sure you weren't acutally humping some kid's "Super Soaker?"

Seriously, I don't think it's normal. (Please God tell me isn't normal). But I don't think it's a problem, do you?

I'm reminded of Woody Allen as a sperm uneasy about leaving the penis: "What if he's masturbating? I could end up on the ceiling!".

I saw that at 17 and thought "Ceiling! Shit, I gotta' put more muscle into it..."

 

[Jade]

I'm reminded of Woody Allen as a sperm uneasy about leaving the penis: "What if he's masturbating? I could end up on the ceiling!".

Oh MG!

LMAO!!

And I thought I was the only one that had ever had empathy for sperm at some point... "all dressed up and no place to go" poor little teeny tiny things!

 

[SimplySouthern]

WOW...just WOW

6 feet and over a minute and a half? Who cares if it's normal....who's complaining?

I tell ya what...I would pay good money to see that. I think most women are fascinated by seeing a man "shoot" and that (6 feet and a minute and a half) is just downright impressive! Helluva man you got there!

 

[Mortto56]

"HOOLLLYYYY SHHIIITTTT!"....Find a FUCKING MANAGER,....AND GET HIM IN THE MOVIES!!!

 

[~justin]

... so these two sperm cells are swimming along. one turns to the other, and says "how long until we get to the uterus?"

to which the second replies "we've got a long way to go... we just passed the larynx."

 

[RonG]

How come Bill Nye doesn't answer these questions?

Creating a high escape velocity for sperm requires a couple of critical success factors. First, energy is lost due to friction along the penis shaft piping. To overcome this, one would have to have either an extremely short penis or some method of reducing friction/surface tension effects. Perhaps, his sperm rides on a cushion of air on its way out.

A second factor for success is to have a very small orifice. As the Venturi effect kicks in and mass is conserved, the velocity by necessity increases at liftoff. I have been working with this in the lab by reducing the orifice size using washers. If I can introduce a homogeneous waveform into the leading edge of the oncoming ejaculation, I will succeed in creating the world's first SPERM LASER. Then SDI will finally succeed at a reasonable expense.

[Edited by RonG on 07-21-2000 at 05:37 AM]

 

[dee_cole]

killer combos will do it.

I once ate at a mexican restaurant for lunch and had a smorgasboard of zesty and spicy foods. I later had a rumbling in my midsection that caused me great concern.
Later that evening the QueenB suggested that I take an antacid and drink some Ginger ale to calm me down for a while. But alas once the Queen and myself began to get frisky the rumbling returned, but then the incredible happened...the rumbling moved from my belly to my balls...an while the Queen was riding me I shot the most powerful load off of all time. The queen was thrown off of me by the sheer force of it. When she came to minutes later...I was still ejaculating. It took me two months to get my ceiling completely clean.

I asked my doctor about it and he told me that the wrong combinations in a diet cause what is know as Exploding-Load Syndrom. For info go to http//www.nitroballs.org

 

[Jade]

... so these two sperm cells are swimming along. one turns to the other, and says "how long until we get to the uterus?"

to which the second replies "we've got a long way to go... we just passed the larynx."

OMG LMAO Justin!!
Luv ya babe

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I see you hidin', Jade. Don't you have someplace you're supposed to be?

 

[Budokan]

No, it's not normal. Nor is it believable.

 

[Bonnie Wee Lassie]

You should get him in a show or something I would love to see that. I don't think that is normal, does it happen all the time? Or is it a once an awhile thing?

things that make you go hmmmmmmm

Bonnie

 

[Patryn]

I think I'm with Budokan on this one. I didn't think a penis was designed by nature to be able to do that.

 

[*Eve*]

Sounds like your boyfriend might make a good circus act. I'd pay to see it.

 

[poohlive]

I wonder, if a guy was close enough, and the girl was a virgin, and he "shot" the load, with his penis never actually touching her, could she get pregnant? I mean we could have a pregnant virgin on our hands here. Lift off ejaculation could be the key. I was just wonderin, is all...

 

[Guest]

6 feet, that's on the extreme edge of believablity. But a minute and a half cumming, that set off the BS detectors.

 

[Ian1]

[B...that set off the BS detectors. [/B]

I have to agree, but if it is true, HOLY SHIT, I would be in line to see it!