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[SeaCat]

Can I join in with cursing the computers?

God Damned Piece of shit, cocksucking, pencil dicked, crotch sniffing, ball scratching, cum eating, cunt lapping, quim snaffling, butt fucking, scrotum sniveling, low life piece of garbage of whom the best part ran down it's mothers leg when his father pulled out computer crashed on me yesterday. I finally got it back in working order this evening. (Thank the gods I save my stories on my dinosaur laptop.) May they someday perfect computers.

Cat

 

[herecomestherain]

HCtR just said "fuckery" and she's Aussie, so she's a fave person for me. Plus she's so fuckingly gorgeous.

Perdita

Perdita my sweet, she of the beautiful eyes and cheekbones...not to mention AV's featuring darn cool hairdo's, breasts and pretty nipples...thank you.

Fuckery is my current fave. Polyfuckery a close second.

SeaCat you have my sympathies.

Does anyone else feel those vast runon sentences of expletives hang like a pall around your head as you regard your PC with a mixture of disdain, barely concealed terror, head shaking frustration and pure unbridled vexation?

Can I share an irony? A little injustice? My connection speed has been reduced as of this minute to slow motion dial up (think half reg. dial up speed) as a result of using up most of a broadband high speed download monthly "allowance" on installing fixes for a virus (read Satan) generated pox that caused all sorts of strange shit to happen. Thankfully the billing period begins tomorrow and if the planets are in correct alignment, all may be restored...I live in hope.

 

[McKenna]

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[Guest]

HCtR, polyfuckery - even better, way cool. My, you're an observant lass.

Perdita

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Re: Can I join in with cursing the computers?

God Damned Piece of shit, cocksucking, pencil dicked, crotch sniffing, ball scratching, cum eating, cunt lapping, quim snaffling, butt fucking, scrotum sniveling, low life piece of garbage of whom the best part ran down it's mothers leg when his father pulled out computer crashed on me yesterday. I finally got it back in working order this evening. (Thank the gods I save my stories on my dinosaur laptop.) May they someday perfect computers.

Cat

I weep with joy, such poetry.

 

[Guest]

Satan recently caused untold kinds of fuckery on my PC too, the fucker gets around!

Was it like this?

Fuckery

 

[Liar]

Hi Liar!

*waving hello*

*waves back*

 

[SeaCat]

Re: Re: Can I join in with cursing the computers?

I weep with joy, such poetry.

Glad you liked it, although what I said when the computer crashed made my wife blush. (Too bad she didn't record it.)

Cat

 

[herecomestherain]

Originally posted by herecomestherain
Satan recently caused untold kinds of fuckery on my PC too, the fucker gets around!

Chilled Vodka wrote

Was it like this?

Fuckery

CV, this is my preferred kind of devil and his lovely missus... (she's an angel)

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