Is Lit chat broken?

[JennaInGlasses]

I feel so lonely, and can't get on lit chat! It's painful. Been happening for like a week now. I am continuously finding myself alone, horny, want to have some dirty, kinky, sex chat, and my go to site is failing me!

Too bad, so sad I guess.

 

[bg23]

Jenna needs some new glasses, I guess.

 

[yossi]

If only there were other ways besides lit chat to find other sad, lonely, horny individuals looking to get off. Oh wells.

 

[JennaInGlasses]

You had me at hello yossariankat

 

[bg23]

If only there were other ways besides lit chat to find other sad, lonely, horny individuals looking to get off. Oh wells.

is there no relief to be found for sad lonely horny individuals?

 

[yossi]

is there no relief to be found for sad lonely horny individuals?

They are destined to be sad, lonely, and horny for the rest of their lives or until the day lit chat rises from the ashes like a Phoenix to give orgasms to all who have waited and believed.

And what a glorious day it shall be.

 

[bg23]

They are destined to be sad, lonely, and horny for the rest of their lives or until the day lit chat rises from the ashes like a Phoenix to give orgasms to all who have waited and believed.

And what a glorious day it shall be.

And on the 7th day, the server connected, the password was correct, and the java applet loaded.

And shouts of joy echoed across the land, and the frantic clatter of keyboards rang out through the night.

And there came a hush, and through the air was a collective sigh, and then like the sweet song of a harp, the sound of a million drops of jizz splattering over a million monitors.

And it was good.

 

[yossi]

And on the 7th day, the server connected, the password was correct, and the java applet loaded.

And shouts of joy echoed across the land, and the frantic clatter of keyboards rang out through the night.

And there came a hush, and through the air was a collective sigh, and then like the sweet song of a harp, the sound of a million drops of jizz splattering over a million monitors.

And it was good.

And as it is writ, so let it be.

For whosoever does not believe and rejoice in these glad tidings shall be thrown into the lake of sexual frustration, and their loins will burn with the intensity of a thousand suns. Complain on the GB and continue to refresh, I say unto you!

In nomine Manu, et laurel, et chat servers everywhere. Amen.

 

[JennaInGlasses]

I think I just had a little-mini-orgasm reading all that.

You two are the best, haha!

In my wildest fantasies, Lit will just buy a new server and commission beautifully sexy young bi sexual woman to write an App for it. Alas, that moment still is but a fantasy.

 

[pete]

a mini-O, you say? how cute.

your rofile says you have a Lit degree... i had no idea this great site was conferring degrees !

 

[pointless]

this is why chuck lorre will die a rich man.

 

[Debbie]

I think I just had a little-mini-orgasm reading all that.

You two are the best, haha!

In my wildest fantasies, Lit will just buy a new server and commission beautifully sexy young bi sexual woman to write an App for it. Alas, that moment still is but a fantasy.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of the bad news. Lit had a new server and it was left for the chatters to play with. Admittedly they were unsupervised and there was an unsanctioned party which involved a sex worker, ping pong balls and a pin the tail on the plushy game. Throw in free lube, some special brownies and a lot of Tequila? It did not end well.

RIP chat server. Overworked and over lubed.

So, we all chipped in and bought the sticky at the top of the GB as a memorial.

 

[Queersetti]

I think I just had a little-mini-orgasm reading all that.

You two are the best, haha!

In my wildest fantasies, Lit will just buy a new server and commission beautifully sexy young bi sexual woman to write an App for it. Alas, that moment still is but a fantasy.

Uh, does this mean you are going to come back?

 

[bg23]

I think I just had a little-mini-orgasm reading all that.

You two are the best, haha!

In my wildest fantasies, Lit will just buy a new server and commission beautifully sexy young bi sexual woman to write an App for it. Alas, that moment still is but a fantasy.

In my wildest fantasies, moronic twats will learn to read the fucking sticky at the top of the forum and not think their dumbshittery is cute.

 

[Queersetti]

I think I just had a little-mini-orgasm reading all that.

You two are the best, haha!

In my wildest fantasies, Lit will just buy a new server and commission beautifully sexy young bi sexual woman to write an App for it. Alas, that moment still is but a fantasy.

If that's your wildest fantasy, what the fuck do you talk about in Chat?

 

[Phelia]

this is why chuck lorre will die a rich man.

I ell-oh-ell'ed.