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long_haired_lad said:I have a question along the same lines, is it safe to set my testicles on fire and then beat out the flames with a cricket bat?
What the fuck ever happened to common sense?
I just love the smell of a man's junk being chemically burned in the morning.e-monster said:Remember the scene in "Apocalypse Now" where the entire jungle explodes in flame?

I just knew it! I've seen you watching my washing line, you filthy filthy boy. Stay away for my yard, or I'll fix a clothespin on your willie.hogjack said:Go for it.
For the next ten-days that warm sensation you feel won't just occur when you see that Old Lady Rickerbottom has left her undergarments hanging on the clothes line.
I'm sure there are more than a few ladies happy to pluck them for you.e-monster said:
kurvy1 said:Thanks for the link... it was the funniest thing I've read in quite a while!
e-monster said:![]()
I try to inject a bit of humor here and there.
. Actually this whole thread made me laugh.