Is it better to be a jock or a nerd? Answer inside.

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The answer to the eternal question "Is it better to be a jock or a nerd?"............

Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, he makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.
If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.
f he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.
He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.
He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.
If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.
If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.
He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be eimbursed $33,390 for that round.
Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.
If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.
He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.
While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.
This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.


Amazing isn't it? However...


If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.


Game over. Nerd wins.
 
Speaking from a "what's more attractive" POV, I vote brains all the way. That's just me; I always thought nerds were sexy, sexy, sexxxxxxxyyyyyyyyyyy.
 
But think of the taxes.....

Mike may not make as much...but he makes MORE than plenty...

And who gets all the pussy?
 
Private Vasquez said:
But think of the taxes.....

Mike may not make as much...but he makes MORE than plenty...

And who gets all the pussy?

male cats do.....


Stick to the topic
 
Good Answer!

Nerds are sexy, just look at me!:D

And Bill Gates could buy as much pussy as he wants, (but neither or them should be buying any as they are both MARRIED!)
 
Re: Good Answer!

Mona said:

And Bill Gates could buy as much pussy as he wants, (but neither or them should be buying any as they are both MARRIED!)

Mike is in the process of getting a divorce
 
I'd rather be Jordan than Gates any hour of the day.

Who would you rather be, Babe Ruth or Henry Ford?

Not even close.
 
And who gets all the pussy?

I think either one could get all the pussy

money can buy!

RhumbRunner:D
 
Private Vasquez said:
Even if Mike didn't have that money he'd still get more pussy than Bill Gates


Bill gates does.

With microsoft he is fucking over entire countries .
 
Awwwwwwwwwwwww

PurpleHaze, you were so wrong for that! Just because Michael is an athlete and handsome with muscles and stamina doesn't mean that Bill doesn't stand a chance.

What am I saying?
But if Jordan were a nerd, the possibilities would be endless. . .
 
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Sad to say but

Nerds like Gates are the safer bet. No one else would want 'em and one wouldn't have to be like Juanita who has to fight the hos off her man with a stick.
 
haha...personally, I choose neither

As for a nerd being better than a jock, I'd have to say that the happy ones win....so they're both "better." Money doesn't make anyone better than anyone else.
 
Amen!!! The happy ones win.

(But why are most of them loaded?)
 
Gates wins.


Gates could burn the entire contenent to the ground and pay for it. besides, the world comes to an end, what do you want? besketball? or someone who can set up a system like gates, and can fund the entire thing out of his wallet? i don't care hyow much pussy jordan gets. if a meter is heading to the earth and they need someone to make something to stop it. i put my money in gates hand. and then if he uses that money to make windown 3K and say the meteor will burn up, i have him assasinated. because you don't need all that much money for that. so in the end, the commen man wins, because we don't have to put up with, or thik about the bull they do!

HA!

damn that one was good....
 
but when is enough?

Like the old saying about titties: more than a mouthful is a waste.

So what if it takes Michael Jordan 450 years to accumulate Bill Gates' money? He's got enough now. With all that money, is Gates going to live long enough to spend it? No. That's why he (and people like Jodan) want to (putting on my Talulah Bankhead Sunset Blvd impersonation): "Give something back to the little people--er, community."

I'm not saying that they're robber barrons in the old J. D. Rockefeller / Andrew Carnegie model. Gates and Jordan gave people something that they were willing to pay for, and that's okay. But there is a point beyond "enough."
 
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