Is Hanns a failure because he shoots blanks?

[Ishmael]

Do real guns scare him?

Does he know the difference between a moa and a motha?

Can't help but wonder.

Ishmael

 

[HeavyStick]

ooooh. throw in Mothra as a third option. That'll trip him up.

 

[Ishmael]

ooooh. throw in Mothra as a third option. That'll trip him up.

LOL

Change your AV sign to "will fuck to $100". Food will no longer be an issue.

Ishmael

 

[Cheyenne]

Funny, I thought this would be about Hanns being impotent.

 

[mbb308]

I think it's more about a microphallic condition, as opposed to dysfunction.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Is Hanns a failure because he shoots blanks?

No.....he shoots blanks because he's a failure.

 

[Ishmael]

Is Hanns a failure because he shoots blanks?

No.....he shoots blanks because he's a failure.

Is this another chicken or egg joke?

Ishmael

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Is this another chicken or egg joke?

Ishmael

Well, hopefully procreation isn't in his future.

 

[Monazwx]

Procreation?
How could it be, he can't get a girlfriend.
That's even before the whole shooting blanks issue.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Procreation?
How could it be, he can't get a girlfriend.
That's even before the whole shooting blanks issue.

That's a little pre-mature isn't it?

 

[Samuari]

I thought that he reproduced by fission, like other bacteria.

 

[Monazwx]

Funny.

Cool AVs Bob and Sam., I think I want one for the office.

 

[Samuari]

Funny.

Cool AV Bob, I think I want one for the office.

Thanks, would you like it autographed?

 

[Monazwx]

Sounds great to me.
I like a warm and welcoming working environment.

 

[teddybear4play]

Funny, I thought this would be about Hanns being impotent.

Nah.

If it were, the word "shoots" wouldn't be anywhere in sight. "Dribbles" perhaps, but not "shoots."

TB4p

 

[hotNnasty]

How can you say such things about Hanns?
Why, he's my pooky bear. I just love that Hanns.

 

[Samuari]

How can you say such things about Hanns?

Its fairly easy. He inspires us.

 

[Guest]

 

[kiwiwolf]

I really should start selling 'lives'

Seems like there's a high demand for them here

You mean lives like yours fucknut? I can't see you getting any takers.

 

[Cheyenne]

I know, I know. Hanns doesn't really know if he is impotent or not. He's never tried to use his cock yet. It is untouched.

 

[Ishmael]

I know, I know. Hanns doesn't really know if he is impotent or not. He's never tried to use his cock yet. It is untouched.

He can't tell if it's "loaded" or not. Afraid that if he played with it, it might 'go off'.

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

 

[mbb308]

I love the smell of nitrocellulose-nitromethane in the morning!!!!

Any other time of day is good, too.

 

[Ishmael]

You know when they told you about your mothers unfortunate drowning accident in a salt water lake..................

It wasn't an accident

And it wasn't water

You talking to me? LOL

You're sooooooo cute when you stomp your feet and make your face turn red like that. Kids can get away with that though.

Ishmael

 

[mbb308]

You talking to me? LOL

You're sooooooo cute when you stomp your feet and make your face turn red like that. Kids can get away with that though.

Ishmael

He can turn purple by holding his breath, too.