Is half the site dead?

[EmilyMiller]

Can get into the forums, but nothing else.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Can get into the forums, but nothing else.

Em

Always happens this time of day. Think it's something to do with content updates / batch jobs. It last about 30 mins or so. Quite frustrating, really.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Always happens this time of day. Think it's something to do with content updates / batch jobs. It last about 30 mins or so. Quite frustrating, really.

Seems worse than normal

 

[onehitwanda]

Seems worse than normal

 

[EmilyMiller]

Keep getting server error

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Same. Thought I'd just finish reading a story before returning to work...

 

[onehitwanda]

Maybe Loving Wives finally achieved critical mass and melted down.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I tried logging out and in again, which sometimes helps. Took me five server error messages before I got back in.

Em

 

[onehitwanda]

Ugh. second page of the current chapter of the story I'm reading instead of working isn't loading...

 

[ElectricBlue]

I've not been able to get into my Control Panel on my usual device for three days, but when I went onto the site today using a PC, no problems.

So it's device related, for starters.

I sent a PM to Manu after 24 hours, saying I assumed he was aware.

I imagine the hamster wheels are on overdrive.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Going to ignore Lit this morning until it gets over its mid-life crisis.

Em

 

[sixfoot4]

I tried logging out and in again, which sometimes helps. Took me five server error messages before I got back in.

Em

Same here, tough as chat dries up just as you're...y'know...'close'...

 

[Rustyoznail]

The wheels on the panel go round and round, round and round...

 

[MrPixel]

Same story here. Control Panels are down, can't get to any stories through the normal index pages, either.

National Internet Gremlin Day, perhaps? I'm on my hotspot since the cabin WiFi is up, but has no connection to the outside world.

 

[SimonDoom]

Happens once in a while. I'm getting the "Uh oh, nothing here yet" message on my story page. Just wait it out.

 

[Beth_Anne90]

Server overload. Too much hot chat overheated it! lol

 

[SimonDoom]

Server overload. Too much hot chat overheated it! lol

I think it's Stickygirl's fault -- that "bitty" video link on the mom-son thread crashed everything.

 

[onehitwanda]

I think it's Stickygirl's fault -- that "bitty" video link on the mom-son thread crashed everything.

I'm completely fine with blaming @stickygirl and I'll get right onto punishing her.

 

[SimonDoom]

onto punishing her.

"Punishing her." Somehow I think you mean something different.

 

[onehitwanda]

"Punishing her." Somehow I think you mean something different.

A thorough tongue-lashing is the phrase, I believe.

Then I'm going to cover her in chocolate and fling her to the lesbians.

 

[EmilyMiller]

I'm completely fine with blaming @stickygirl and I'll get right onto punishing her.

Are you 100% sure that it was @stickygirl who posted that? Be honest now…

UPDATE: replaced with something a bit less NC-17

Em

 

[SimonDoom]

Are you 100% sure that it was @stickygirl who posted that? Be honest now…

UPDATE: replaced with something a bit less NC-17

Em

You made me double check to see if I was correct.

That's a hot photo, but no whips for me. When it comes to BDSM, I can dish it out, but I definitely cannot take it.

 

[onehitwanda]

Are you 100% sure that it was @stickygirl who posted that? Be honest now…

UPDATE: replaced with something a bit less NC-17

Em

ohmygod

 

[EmilyMiller]

ohmygod

You should have seen the first image I posted .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

You made me double check to see if I was correct.

That's a hot photo, but no whips for me. When it comes to BDSM, I can dish it out, but I definitely cannot take it.

I can’t take whips. Or won’t rather. Not proper whips anyway.

Too much skill required by the person wielding it and too much danger of injuries greater than intended.

I stick to whip-like things, like dragon tails. Or floggers. Or crops. Or paddles. Or straps. Or canes… I guess you get the idea.

Em