Is George W Bush Dead?

Is Bush Dead or Alive?

  • Alive, but drunk again.

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Badly wounded by knowing he'll be 1 term like Dad.

    Votes: 2 16.7%
  • Dead dead dead he is so dead. He's been dead for years!

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • At a resort on the Eastern Med with OBL and Saddam, cruisin' exotic arab babes.

    Votes: 1 8.3%

  • Total voters
    12

Lancecastor

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The evidence seems to suggest he's dead.

Since the war started, he's not been around like before the war, when he was on tv all the time.

Have you noticed the guy acting as his double at public appearances? Looks like him except older...old enough to be his father.

Those still pictures they release from the Oval Office with Cheney & Rumsfeld....could have been taken anytime.

The weekly radio addresses about the war going well, but with no specifics?

Taped.

I think he's dead. You?
 
If you play Rummy's speeches backwards you can hear him saying,

"George is dead man, we will miss him...."

"Turn me on Numbnuts, Turn me on Numbnuts, "

"Refinery Fields Forever"
 
Temptress_1960 said:
How would we tell the difference?

That's the thing....he may never have existed in the first place.

That blank stare....the high criminal forehead....the beady eyes...the Texas accent...the low intelligence...clearly a drone of some kind.

Probably a clone drone controlled by The Skulls.
 
Lancecastor said:
That's the thing....he may never have existed in the first place.

That blank stare....the high criminal forehead....the beady eyes...the Texas accent...the low intelligence...clearly a drone of some kind.

Probably a clone drone controlled by The Skulls.

I can understand why you would belittle him, especially compared with that stellar intellectual Chretien that you have in Canada.

Of course, I don't recall you starting any threads about him, or even Canadian politics.

Doesn't anything happen up there that's newsworthy?
 
It's a spoof thread, Zip. Someone started the same poll about Saddam Hussein.
 
Mischka said:
It's a spoof thread, Zip. Someone started the same poll about Saddam Hussein.

Thanks Mischka, I know it is.

It's just that everyone of LanceWAVE's threads is the same.

Make a spoof thread about the US and use it to criticize the US or belittle americans.


Who would have thought that I would actually miss the Lit conspiracy threads he used to start :D
 
zipman7 said:
Who would have thought that I would actually miss the Lit conspiracy threads he used to start :D
I will seriously smack you with a halibut if this comment inspires a return to the High Conspiracy days. At least now he contains the war commentary to war threads, instead of trying to turn everything he reads into evidence of some Clique Sanctioned Activity.
 
Mischka said:
I will seriously smack you with a halibut if this comment inspires a return to the High Conspiracy days. At least now he contains the war commentary to war threads, instead of trying to turn everything he reads into evidence of some Clique Sanctioned Activity.

LOL, to be honest, I could probably use a good smack upside the head right about now!
 
zipman7 said:
I can understand why you would belittle him, especially compared with that stellar intellectual Chretien that you have in Canada.


Good grief. Lighten up.

What I find truly amazing is that if this had been a Clinton thread, the folks who find it offensive regarding Bush would have jumped right on the bandwagon.
 
zipman7 said:
Who would have thought that I would actually miss the Lit conspiracy threads he used to start
You too?

Isn't that just nostalgia, though?
 
zipman7 said:
Thanks Mischka, I know it is.

It's just that everyone of LanceWAVE's threads is the same.

Make a spoof thread about the US and use it to criticize the US or belittle americans.


Who would have thought that I would actually miss the Lit conspiracy threads he used to start :D


I've noticed the same thing Zip. I think Lance is now obsessed with GWB. He can't even think about his LitGrrls anymore. It's a pity.
 
P. B. Walker said:
I've noticed the same thing Zip. I think Lance is now obsessed with GWB. He can't even think about his LitGrrls anymore. It's a pity.

Should we do an intervention? :D
 
Definitely dead.

The other guy that looks a lot like him can read the speeches properly, so he can't be George.

He didn't even say "misunderestimate" once!!!;)
 
zipman7 said:
LOL, to be honest, I could probably use a good smack upside the head right about now!

Well, I wouldn't go that far, Zip...but you have been a little twitchy lately...too much bug juice, maybe?

;-)
 
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