is fucking a hooker like losing your virginity?

ummm..i'm going for you could be tainted. you might want to see a doctor :p
 
JUST TO BE ON THE SAFE SIDE

Get a receipt in case you're not satisfied. :D
 
lol...i mean like am i a "hooker seer" forever?


i don't even like the idea of not being able to say, no, i've never been with a hooker.
 
.more like a right of passage


just remember that ya paid for the right to pass....
 
Don't do it!
Save your soul...

besides, they don't really care about you...and they yell at you to hurry up...
 
Rambrat said:
Don't do it!
Save your soul...

besides, they don't really care about you...and they yell at you to hurry up...

You are so right Rambrat.

If I hear her say "thirty minutes or you cum" one more time I will be forced into paying for the whole hour.
 
SaintPeter said:
You are so right Rambrat.

If I hear her say "thirty minutes or you cum" one more time I will be forced into paying for the whole hour.

So it's like, the opposite of pizza delivery.
 
sunstruck said:
So it's like, the opposite of pizza delivery.

Actually quite similar.

Both show up at the house cold and greasy.
Both boxes get sniffed by the dog.
Both are best with the "meat lovers" upgrade.
 
if you're like me you can loose your virginity to a hooker...a hooker in izmir, turkey in 1965 that cost me the princely sum of $2.00. and she gave me chocolate when we were finished. her name was pronounced bay-hann. i remember her as being quite beautiful but that was a while ago.

i don't feel tainted
 
And for those of you worrying about it, everthing is cheap in Turkey.
 
for the 18 months that i was stationed over there the exchange rate was 10 lira to the dollar so that was actually like twenty bucks to them. a pack of turkish cigs cost us about eight to ten cents depending on the brand. you could buy a gallon of red wine for a dollar and a beautiful meershum pipe for about two fifty.

just remembered something else re. hookers. if any of you have seen "the best little whorehouse in texas" i've actually been there once and sampled the wares. i'm thinking it was about twenty bucks and the girl was young and pretty and shortly after that they shut the place down. some dim-wit paid to have the whole place moved up to dallas and placed it on greenville avenue and opened it up as a night club. failed after about two months.

for those of you who were dying to know.
 
I'll fuck ya'll for free, and many people call me a whore, so you get the best of both worlds.

Oh, and I care. Another bonus.
 
My grandfather was sent over to Turkey to help oversee a project for the Army Corp of Engineers, and he likes to talk about what it was like. My grandmother went with him and picked up a bunch of cheap stuff.
 
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