Is Feastiality Wrong?

[Curious_in_Cali]

I use to work in a pretty liberal place, back in the olden days (the 70s). I was dating a coworker (she, I and another girl would spend lunches together...yes, that's not necessary to my post, but I like remembering it just the same) and one day, she was eating a hotdog and someone asked if she knew how to deep throat.

Well, I already knew if she could deep throat, but she was willing to show the rest of the men there that she had that wonderful skill. So, she took the dog from the bun, perched her lips around the tip, tilted her head back and slowly shoved that hotdog down into her mouth until it was all of the way in.

Well of course the men roared with applause and then to the amazement of her now adoring fans, she brought the hot dog back out of her mouth, and it didn't have any teeth marks. From then on, she had an adoring group of men coworkers and I had the envy of the whole crew because I was dating her.

I don't know if this would be considered sex with food, but I like to think so. Sadly, she wasn't into anal sex or anything really kinky. Our lunch friend was, though, so that was fun. She liked being tied up and bossed around by my girlfriend and I. Sadly, times change and we all move on. Oh, but the memories...but I digress?

This read was...hot, dawg.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Thanks, DVS, for your lunchroom tale. A real wiener.

The way you wrote it, I could picture it in detail, and even the barest hint of gagging that I imagined, along with her concentration and the rapt attention of your coworkers.

I hesitate to ask what you demonstrated for her with a taco.

 

[Jenneva]

Gives new meaning to the term "stuffed" - well, not new meaning, but the Brit meaning

 

[FurryFury]

Reminds me of those threads that Shankara (SP?) used to do fruit fucking. Yep.

I miss him.

Has anyone heard from him or stayed in touch?

 

[Licia]

This reminds me. I haven't heard the veggies scream in awhile when I open the fridge door. I think I going to have to start showing the paring knife again to get some proper respect.

^ Love this!

...ah, pineapple...

Green though you are, your selection was special.

Nonverbal communication now cages future explict delights.

'Tis only temporary, m'dear...

Until *that* day, everyday you will be caressed.

 

[EroticKitty43]

Guilty of the classic Banana Blow Job. Also Cream Puff Cunnilingus.

 

[desertslave]

I once seduced a guy simply by enjoying a sour Charms pop. It honestly didn't start out that way, but it worked out very well.

 

[Velvet Bubbles]

Reminds me of those threads that Shankara (SP?) used to do fruit fucking. Yep.

I miss him.

Has anyone heard from him or stayed in touch?

I must've missed the threads as they don't ring a bell. I thought I wasn't seeing any of his posts because I don't seem to get on here regularly of late.

Back on topic, I do so love having what a friend of mine used to call my "gastronomical orgasms". That awesome feeling you have when the food you're eating is so good this lovely little shiver goes through you along with a feeling of intense pleasure and warmth.

 

[DVS]

Reminds me of those threads that Shankara (SP?) used to do fruit fucking. Yep.

I miss him.

Has anyone heard from him or stayed in touch?

He's over at Fetlife. I don't know if he's been posting recently or not, but I know that's where he went. He also said he needed to take a break from all of the sex stuff. You might remember that. I think he was going to get married, too. All of this is a couple of years old, though.