DeepGreenEyes
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Sex with food. Can a strawberry Poptart consent? What about women performing oral on a Hostess Suzy Q's filled snack cake? What are your thoughts?
Is Feastiality Wrong?
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midwestyankee
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Hostess products are below contempt. There should be laws protecting women from their wretched desires to do SuzyQs and related detritus.
lovecraft68
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When I was ummm 18 of course, a company named Vachon made a creme filled pastry called "Flaky Puffs"
I would slowly lick the creme filling out and imagine it was a pussy. I was once caught doing this, and the manager of the store was not happy and did not buy my response that the little tart was begging for it.
I would slowly lick the creme filling out and imagine it was a pussy. I was once caught doing this, and the manager of the store was not happy and did not buy my response that the little tart was begging for it.
kellyz_craic
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Sorry but did the other thread vanish? I can't even find the post I made by clicking 'show posts' on my profile.
Does this happen a lot? What else does it happen to?
Does this happen a lot? What else does it happen to?
bhndblueyes88
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Actually, I really dislike associating my food and my sex. For one, it's not incredibly clean or sanitary most of the time. For another, when I eat food, I want to enjoy my food. When I have sex, I want to enjoy sex. I want to devote the whole of my attention to each of these glorious activities!!
intothewoods
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Yes. I'm already on record with regards to this point.
cfuhrer
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This.
Now, food as a prelude to sex is all well and good; but there must be a line between food time and sex time... Even if its just the dishes hitting the floor.
DeepGreenEyes
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I would never hurt a Hostess product. Is it okay to fantasize about it? If I described in detail the lustful things I feel compelled to do with Auntie Anne's cinnamon sugar pretzels, this thread would be yanked faster than the last piece of Pizza Hut Meat Lovers deep dish with extra lube.
Lord knows, the last thing I want is to transgress the unwritten law!
Lord knows, the last thing I want is to transgress the unwritten law!
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bhndblueyes88
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This.
Now, food as a prelude to sex is all well and good; but there must be a line between food time and sex time... Even if its just the dishes hitting the floor.
Oh definitely a good prelude. Cooking itself is rather attractive. I always want to jump my boy when he cooks...
Scentofawoman
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On a hot summer day it's always fun to lick a Popsicle with eyes watching you do it.
Stella_Omega
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I feel so sullied!
cfuhrer
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With whipped cream and sprinkles and top??
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YourCaptor
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tenderlily
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I find it gruel and unusual.
DeepGreenEyes
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I ache to whip the cream. God made me this way.
TarevaChine
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Damn! Now you have me curious.
.......or sucking the soft serve ice cream out of the bottom of a sugar cone.
Curious_in_Cali
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I think it has been well established that fantasy is OK so long as you hybridize it in some way. So maybe you need to imagine just who the pretzel looks like to you....THEN it is OK to molest and even rape it to your hearts content. For example if you imagine that pretzel IS your Aunt Anne... then feel free to surrender to your need to tease, gnaw, suckle, and firmly bite and chew those sensuous curves and folds of sweet warm cinnamon flesh... I mean, dough. Eating is such a sadistic act isnt it? looking upon these sensual productions and perfections... looking upon that pretzel in her helpless state...both of you knowing that every moment leading up to that one has prepared you both for her decimation. She wants to be devoured and you are the one being begged to give her what she needs. Talk about surrender. *shiver*
On another note....If I can borrow the ear of your Lord for a moment... I must confess that I had impure thoughts about the creamy schmeared hole in my bagel this morning. AND I have lusted for the divine smell of whatever my neighbors wife has bubblin on her steaming hot stove all day today... I want to taste her soup. I really do.
cfuhrer
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Momentary hijack:
I love your "location", I just finished season two on dvd.
"Pop Pop doesn't get a treat, I just brought you a pizza!"
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This reminds me. I haven't heard the veggies scream in awhile when I open the fridge door. I think I going to have to start showing the paring knife again to get some proper respect.
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Aubergines Eh!!!
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I use to work in a pretty liberal place, back in the olden days (the 70s). I was dating a coworker (she, I and another girl would spend lunches together...yes, that's not necessary to my post, but I like remembering it just the same) and one day, she was eating a hotdog and someone asked if she knew how to deep throat.
Well, I already knew if she could deep throat, but she was willing to show the rest of the men there that she had that wonderful skill. So, she took the dog from the bun, perched her lips around the tip, tilted her head back and slowly shoved that hotdog down into her mouth until it was all of the way in.
Well of course the men roared with applause and then to the amazement of her now adoring fans, she brought the hot dog back out of her mouth, and it didn't have any teeth marks. From then on, she had an adoring group of men coworkers and I had the envy of the whole crew because I was dating her.
I don't know if this would be considered sex with food, but I like to think so. Sadly, she wasn't into anal sex or anything really kinky. Our lunch friend was, though, so that was fun. She liked being tied up and bossed around by my girlfriend and I. Sadly, times change and we all move on. Oh, but the memories...but I digress?
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