Is Easter The Least Erotic Holiday Ever?

[dr_mabeuse]

I mean, really... It doesn't even appeal to those of us with a rare chocolate marshmallow crucifiction fetish.

 

[cloudy]

I mean, really... It doesn't even appeal to those of us with a rare chocolate marshmallow crucifiction fetish.

If not for the existence of my six-year-old, I'd probably forget it until two days after.

 

[Tom Collins]

I'd say you're probably right, Doc. The sadest thing about it is that it used to be the horniest holiday around. It was all about fertility and humping in the fields.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Personally, I thing Easter and Ground Hog Day are pretty much neck-n-neck.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Ah, but the pagan meaning . . . Easter was named after Eostre - the Great Mother Goddess of the Saxon people in Northern Europe. And also known as the Teutonic dawn goddess of fertility.

Easter - Fertility . . . sex . . .

 

[Oblimo]

Gold sun rolls around
Chocolate nipple brown
Tumble from your arms
Like the ground your breasts swell
Land awake from sleep
Hares will kick and leap
Flowers climb erect
Smiling from the moist kiss of her rainbow mouth

XTC, Easter Theatre

 

[cumallday]

It's very BDSM if you're Filipino.

 

[Stella_Omega]

I'm with Tommy and Vana - let's put the rabbit back in Easter!

 

[Guest]

I mean, really... It doesn't even appeal to those of us with a rare chocolate marshmallow crucifiction fetish.

In dunno. I like bunnies.

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[FatDino]

Yesterday I walked pass a field in campus and saw a couple rolling in the snow. The girl was trying to take the Easter Egg back from her boyfriend. The sight was sweet and totally a turn-on. So I don't think Easter is the least erotic holiday.

So glad I chose that route yesterday.

 

[R. Richard]

Dr_M:
The fixation on rabbits [hares in Europe] is due to the fact that such beasties [technical term] are well know for prolific breeding. The Hare and the Rabbit are among the most fertile animals known and they serve as symbols of the new life during the Spring season.

As to 'peeps.' You do know about roosters, right?

 

[FatDino]

There's gotta be a reason people say "fucking like rabbits." Right? Hope so.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Dr_M:
The fixation on rabbits [hares in Europe] is due to the fact that such beasties [technical term] are well know for prolific breeding. The Hare and the Rabbit are among the most fertile animals known and they serve as symbols of the new life during the Spring season.

As to 'peeps.' You do know about roosters, right?

I hear that fruit flies are more prolific. Why can't you get any chocolate fruit flies for easter?

Here comes Peter Fruity Fly
With his Little Cutey Pie,
Buzzing, humping, Easter's on its way...

 

[Guest]

I hear that fruit flies are more prolific. Why can't you get any chocolate fruit flies for easter?

Here comes Peter Fruity Fly
With his Little Cutey Pie,
Buzzing, humping, Easter's on its way...

Eww,

Would there be maggot peeps, then?

 

[cloudy]

There's gotta be a reason people say "fucking like rabbits." Right? Hope so.

Ask me again after I'm home.

 

[R. Richard]

I hear that fruit flies are more prolific. Why can't you get any chocolate fruit flies for easter?

Here comes Peter Fruity Fly
With his Little Cutey Pie,
Buzzing, humping, Easter's on its way...

I think its the predjudice associated with the word 'fruit.'

 

[R. Richard]

There's gotta be a reason people say "fucking like rabbits." Right? Hope so.

Make sure that people notice the word 'like.' There was a local guy who got caught . . . Well, let's just say that the state will be providing his room and board for the next one to five years and then he has to report to the scumbags every time he moves.

 

[MagicaPractica]

I've actually always felt the oppositte, but then maybe it depends on how well you knew Jesus.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Do Satanists celebrate Wester?

 

[cloudy]

Do Satanists celebrate Wester?

Southster, maybe.

 

[Guest]

Do Satanists celebrate Wester?

Sure.

And kids love to bite all three heads off their chocolate Cerberuses.

 

[FatDino]

Make sure that people notice the word 'like.' There was a local guy who got caught . . . Well, let's just say that the state will be providing his room and board for the next one to five years and then he has to report to the scumbags every time he moves.

*spewed tea all over myself*
ROFL...

 

[FatDino]

Ask me again after I'm home.

Are you home now?

 

[cloudy]

Are you home now?

no, but he's already declared the week after I get there "no visitor" week.

 

[shereads]

Is Easter the least erotic holiday ever?

No.

National Blueberry Month (July) is the least erotic holiday. Even the traditional orgy of sexual combat between the U.S. Highbush Blueberry Council and the Michigan Blueberry Growers Association is said to be the least exciting event in the upper peninsula.