"...Is Definitely Not Because...!" A New Game! Try It Now!

[CHNOPS]

Now, kids, it is time to play "...Is Definitely Not Because...," the game sensation that's sweeping the nation. Many of you are playing it already: "Kids being shot to death by guns Is Definitely Not Because of guns. Hell, they'd all be dead even if all the killer had were Q-Tips and fluffy stuffed bunnies!"

Previous installments have included, "The world getting warmer Is Definitely Not Because of global warming," "My opposition to gay marriage Is Definitely Not Because I have anything against gay people," "My calling evolution 'just a theory' Is Definitely Not Because I have anything against science," and "My saying that Trayvon Martin got what was coming to him Is Definitely Not Because he was black."

It's fun, easy and educational. Try it yourself, you'll see! Thrill your friends! Impress your neighbors! Don't worry, their laughter Is Definitely Not Because you sound dumb saying this stuff!

 

[blobfish]

Using mass shootings as a springboard to launch calls for stricter gun laws is definitely not moronic, because tougher laws would definitely prevent this from happening.

 

[CHNOPS]

Using mass shootings as a springboard to launch calls for stricter gun laws is definitely not moronic, because tougher laws would definitely prevent this from happening.

Thanks for repeating example 1, but I think people got the point I was trying to make.

 

[chillywilly2]

Holy fuck...Jenn broke into CHNOPS's account

 

[blobfish]

Thanks for repeating example 1, but I think people got the point I was trying to make.

So, when you heard there was a mass shooting, you got a hard-on. But when you heard it was kids that were killed, did you spontaneously ejaculate?

 

[CHNOPS]

So, when you heard there was a mass shooting, you got a hard-on. But when you heard it was kids that were killed, did you spontaneously ejaculate?

I knew you were an idiot, I wasn't sure about vile scumbag.

Now I am.

 

[blobfish]

I knew you were an idiot, I wasn't sure about vile scumbag.

Now I am.

You're the one that's using this for a political football while the bodies are still warm.

 

[CHNOPS]

No need for further examples, I said I was sure now.

 

[CHNOPS]

"How dare people talk about terrorism while the towers are still smoldering!"

"How dare people talk about drunk driving while the victim is still bleeding."

"How dare people talk about guns when children have just been shot en masse by them."

See the problem here?

Vile.

 

[blobfish]

Vile.

Yes, you are.

I would expect this type of opportunism from Jen and Squibbs, but not from the more reasonable people here.

 

[CHNOPS]

Yes, you are.

I would expect this type of opportunism from Jen and Squibbs, but not from the more reasonable people here.

For it to be opportunism, it would have to be something I've never posted about before.

Kind of like how you're suddenly the voice of the second amendment.

If you're 20, I can see how this means nothing to you other than a chance to be edgy and cute. In which case, no one gives a fuck what you think.

If you're 40, it's pure ignorance. In which case, no one gives a fuck what you think.

See a trend here?

 

[Sean Renaud]

The best time to talk about something is when everybody has long since forgotten the issue.

 

[blobfish]

For it to be opportunism, it would have to be something I've never posted about before.

Kind of like how you're suddenly the voice of the second amendment.

If you're 20, I can see how this means nothing to you other than a chance to be edgy and cute. In which case, no one gives a fuck what you think.

If you're 40, it's pure ignorance. In which case, no one gives a fuck what you think.

See a trend here?

I've posted numerous times about my opposition to gun control.

I understand that no one here cares what I think. That's where we differ.

 

[CHNOPS]

I've posted numerous times about my opposition to gun control.

I understand that no one here cares what I think. That's where we differ.

But not today, right? Nothing today. No way. You'd never post about it when people are talking about it, right?

No way anyone will find any posts by you about it today.

Nope.

Idiot.

 

[blobfish]

But not today, right? Nothing today. No way. You'd never post about it when people are talking about it, right?

No way anyone will find any posts by you about it today.

Nope.

Idiot.

You could, and I wouldn't object to being called a vile scumbag if you labeled yourself likewise for doing the same thing.

 

[CHNOPS]

You could, and I wouldn't object to being called a vile scumbag if you labeled yourself likewise for doing the same thing.

I don't really care what you want me to label myself. I don't give a fuck about you. Today's shooting wasn't about you or me.

You not knowing that is what makes you a dismissable piece of shit.

 

[blobfish]

I don't really care what you want me to label myself. I don't give a fuck about you. Today's shooting wasn't about you or me.

You not knowing that is what makes you a dismissable piece of shit.

No, I get it; you only want people that agree with you to post in your thread. Everyone else is a piece of shit that is taking advantage of a mass shooting.

 

[CHNOPS]

No, I get it; you only want people that agree with you to post in your thread. Everyone else is a piece of shit that is taking advantage of a mass shooting.

Actually, that suggestion was put on the table in post 5.

Which is why I called you a vile piece of shit.

I'm done with you now. Feel free to get brave, Lit-style, now that you know I won't be responding.

 

[Squibbs]

Dear Sonny,

If you are going to engage with that imbecile, don't fucking quote it!

Thanks.

Happy Hanukkah

Nipps.

 

[Squibbs]

I mean ... please don't quote the imbecile, and it's definitely not because I have it on ignore.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

You are trying to politicize this tragedy while making light of it and you call him vile?!!

Do you not have any mirrors in your house?

 

[cjh]

Blobfish, this is probably not a good time to renew your request to follow Sonny on Twitter.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Now, kids, it is time to play "...Is Definitely Not Because...," the game sensation that's sweeping the nation. Many of you are playing it already: "Kids being shot to death by guns Is Definitely Not Because of guns. Hell, they'd all be dead even if all the killer had were Q-Tips and fluffy stuffed bunnies!"

Previous installments have included, "The world getting warmer Is Definitely Not Because of global warming," "My opposition to gay marriage Is Definitely Not Because I have anything against gay people," "My calling evolution 'just a theory' Is Definitely Not Because I have anything against science," and "My saying that Trayvon Martin got what was coming to him Is Definitely Not Because he was black."

It's fun, easy and educational. Try it yourself, you'll see! Thrill your friends! Impress your neighbors! Don't worry, their laughter Is Definitely Not Because you sound dumb saying this stuff!

My turn, MY TURN!!

Sonny's reduction of controversial social issues to either/or propositions Is Definitely Not Because he lacks the ability to deal with the particular details of those issues. It's just because he's playing the other game called "Knee jerk" at the moment.

 

[blobfish]

Blobfish, this is probably not a good time to renew your request to follow Sonny on Twitter.

Access to his Tweets is far too valuable to be given out to just anyone, and I've accepted that.

 

[TonyClifton]

Now, kids, it is time to play "...Is Definitely Not Because...," the game sensation that's sweeping the nation. Many of you are playing it already: "Kids being shot to death by guns Is Definitely Not Because of guns. Hell, they'd all be dead even if all the killer had were Q-Tips and fluffy stuffed bunnies!"

What a fucking dumb ass.

Get a grip and stop posting useless threads.