Is Chuck Norris dead?

[Saint_Ann]

Someone go check.

 

[KeithD]

Ah, look who thinks she's been appointed queen. I think Trump thinks he has that job, dear.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Ah, look who thinks she's been appointed queen. I think Trump thinks he has that job, dear.

wut?

.

 

[HisArpy]

wut?

.

Don't try to make sense of it. Just do what everyone else does - point and laugh.

 

[Mal_Huevo]

Well, he got the queen part right anyways.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Don't try to make sense of it. Just do what everyone else does - point and laugh.

Do that and Chuck would eat your finger.

 

[Mr_Neb]

Not unless he wants to be.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Not unless he wants to be.

Amen.

 

[Conager]

Not unless he wants to be.

This is the correct answer.

 

[doowdniw]

Someone go check.

With acting as wooden as his, would anyone really know?

 

[Conager]

Only if he wanted you to know.

 

[Rightguide]

Ah, look who thinks she's been appointed queen. I think Trump thinks he has that job, dear.

^^^
We all know who the real queen is.

 

[thør]

Someone go check.

I heard he came in contact with the CV-19. CV-19 is in quarantine.

 

[SpeareChucker]

wut?

.

Ditto. My thought exactly...

 

[Tryharder62]

He seems to be an example of reincarnation. He dies, he lives, he dies, he lives, he dies. He is at the top so the only thing he can come back as is himself.

 

[jomar]

I heard he came in contact with the CV-19. CV-19 is in quarantine.

Good one!

 

[MartinHeidegger]

Someone go check.

Chuck Norris is so lethal, cancer fakes Chuck Norris.

 

[oneblueye]

hey ...

Someone go check.

He is dead only in and to the movies...

 

[hogjack]

Norris kicked the first 18 COVIDS' ass.

Number 19 is in for a reckoning.

 

[schism666]

^^^
We all know who the real queen is.

Connie, right?

Ditto. My thought exactly...

thirded.

 

[hogjack]

Update: Confirmed Chuck Norris is the most alive person on the planet.