Is bisexplicit's butt Democrat or Republican?

[Weevil]

Damn them. They always steal too many of the key consitutents.

Why, one could even say they were a tremendous pain in the butt. That is, if one weren't above making such a terrible and juvenile joke.

 

[bisexplicit]

Why, one could even say they were a tremendous pain in the butt. That is, if one weren't above making such a terrible and juvenile joke.

Thank goodness I'm not above that. My life would be so much more dull.

 

[Weevil]

Thank goodness I'm not above that. My life would be so much more dull.

No kidding. What would my years at Western would have been like if I didn't revel in terrible or juvenile jokes? I wouldn't have stolen that Beaver Hall sign, that's for sure.

 

[bisexplicit]

No kidding. What would my years at Western would have been like if I didn't revel in terrible or juvenile jokes? I wouldn't have stolen that Beaver Hall sign, that's for sure.

I hope you hung that sign above your bed.

 

[Weevil]

I hope you hung that sign above your bed.

No, that was above the doorway to the basement. Above my bed was the Brescia Girls' College: Entrance in Rear sign.

 

[Meekail]

All in all is all she is.

 

[bisexplicit]

No, that was above the doorway to the basement. Above my bed was the Brescia Girls' College: Entrance in Rear sign.

Smart. That way, you don't even have to talk in bed. Just point to the sign.

 

[Weevil]

Smart. That way, you don't even have to talk in bed. Just point to the sign.

Yeah, yeah. Man, if it wasn't for that serious girlfriend all throughout University I would have been rolling in it.

As it was, I did corner the market on vaguely sexual building signs. That's almost as good as lots of no strings attached sex with nubile 20 year old sorority girls, right?

 

[bisexplicit]

Yeah, yeah. Man, if it wasn't for that serious girlfriend all throughout University I would have been rolling in it.

As it was, I did corner the market on vaguely sexual building signs. That's almost as good as lots of no strings attached sex with nubile 20 year old sorority girls, right?

Whatever it takes to help you sleep at night...you know, while you're dreaming about 20 year old sorority girls you could've done it with, but instead spent your time collecting signs.

 

[TWB]

I asked, "Are you political, bisexplicit ass?"

"Political? Am I political? " bisexplicit ass queried. "Give me an issue I'll give you a tissue, you can wipe me with it."*









*apologies to Lou Reed.

 

[Weevil]

Whatever it takes to help you sleep at night...you know, while you're dreaming about 20 year old sorority girls you could've done it with, but instead spent your time collecting signs.

Strangely enough that doesn't help. Oh well, at least I'm comfortable in the knowledge that my absence lead to a lot of cold and lonely beds for those aforementioned sorority girls. Take that you ADG girls!

 

[bisexplicit]

Strangely enough that doesn't help. Oh well, at least I'm comfortable in the knowledge that my absence lead to a lot of cold and lonely beds for those aforementioned sorority girls. Take that you ADG girls!

Mmm, sorority girls usually have a lot of trouble getting random sex. It's almost impossible.

 

[Weevil]

Mmm, sorority girls usually have a lot of trouble getting random sex. It's almost impossible.

Huh, well, that may be true. But, still, they were denied my impressive presence. I mean, I bet some of them had to turn to each other for comfort. Ha-ha-ha....

Wait, that doesn't help either.

 

[TWB]

They always had sex with me when they got drunk enough.

 

[bisexplicit]

Huh, well, that may be true. But, still, they were denied my impressive presence. I mean, I bet some of them had to turn to each other for comfort. Ha-ha-ha....

Wait, that doesn't help either.

"Oh, Cindy, I just can't stand that I can't date Weevil. I mean, he is such a stud."

"I know, Brittany. I hate it too. But, you know, Brittany, when we're so lonely sometimes we just have to make do with eachother, you know what I mean?"

"No, Cindy, I don't. Why don't you show me..."

*bad porno music*

*some bad lesbian sex acting, accompanied with obviously fake moans and orgasms*

 

[Weevil]

"Oh, Cindy, I just can't stand that I can't date Weevil. I mean, he is such a stud."

"I know, Brittany. I hate it too. But, you know, Brittany, when we're so lonely sometimes we just have to make do with eachother, you know what I mean?"

"No, Cindy, I don't. Why don't you show me..."

*bad porno music*

*some bad lesbian sex acting, accompanied with obviously fake moans and orgasms*

Hold on just one second. Are you implying that's not how girls hook up in University?

 

[bisexplicit]

Hold on just one second. Are you implying that's not how girls hook up in University?

Of course thats how it works. I mean, honestly, it wouldn't work any other way.

 

[bill-pix-trade]

Bullmoose party.

*runs and hides*

 

[Paendragon]

It's beautiful, is what it is.

 

[Weevil]

Of course thats how it works. I mean, honestly, it wouldn't work any other way.

Hey, seriously. I have a lot of fantasy time invested in this.

I mean, could you at least lie to me and say that's just how Western girls hooked up? I'm fine if Toronto girly-hookups come from dates at sub-titled films or poetry readings but, I mean, these are Western girls I'm dealing with.

 

[bisexplicit]

Hey, seriously. I have a lot of fantasy time invested in this.

I mean, could you at least lie to me and say that's just how Western girls hooked up? I'm fine if Toronto girly-hookups come from dates at sub-titled films or poetry readings but, I mean, these are Western girls I'm dealing with.

Oh, okay, I have it on good authority that Western girls all have girly sex because they are consoling themselves about not being able to sleep with you.

 

[Weevil]

Oh, okay, I have it on good authority that Western girls all have girly sex because they are consoling themselves about not being able to sleep with you.

Damn right they do. I mean, we don't even have sub-titled films. And the closest thing we had to a poetry reading is when DJ Jazzy Jeff came to town.

 

[Radiohead]

This is this best thread in months, and with french, merci beacoup!

Damn right they do. I mean, we don't even have sub-titled films. And the closest thing we had to a poetry reading is when DJ Jazzy Jeff came to town.

Was that with the fresh price in tow?

 

[Weevil]

Was that with the fresh price in tow?

Champ, I'm 25 years old. The closest I got to university when Jeff and Prince were together was, well, when I played in a hockey tournament at McMaster.

Damn. I wish I had a funnier end to that line.

 

[bisexplicit]

Was that with the fresh price in tow?

Hell yes a thread about my butt is the best one in months.