Is anyone watching the CNN Bin Laden tapes?

[Problem Child]

They've got some interesting new footage. Bin Laden is a charismatic dude. Tall, soft-spoken, intelligent, fanatical, and totally committed to the destruction of the U.S.

Sort of like ppman actually, except for the tall part. And the intelligent part. But still, sort of the same.

Too bad he's fucking dead in an Afghan cave somewhere.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

PC, you're watching "Lawrence of Arabia"" on AMC. Stop sitting on the remote.

 

[Jim_Henson]

TAKE IT AWAY, TAKE IT AWAYYYYYYY

 

[Problem Child]

PC, you're watching "Lawrence of Arabia"" on AMC. Stop sitting on the remote.

That's pretty funny, because I actually watched Lawrence of Arabia last week.

But Bin Laden ain't blonde and I don't see Omar Sharif anywhere, so I'm pretty friggin' sure it's CNN.

Plus there's a big damn "CNN" in the corner of the screen.

Everyone has AK-47's, and drives Toyota landcruisers.

Christianne Amanpour just pulled a nose nugget the size of a golf ball.

Yep...CNN. They just went live.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Didn't I just hear Osama say, "Nothing is written!"? Maybe he's watching AMC.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Everyone has AK-47's, and drives Toyota landcruisers.

Sorry, that's West Texas.

 

[Problem Child]

Osama is gradually becoming a petrified rock as we speak.

Trust me on this.


(I tried to think of a line from the movie that would be good here, but I'm not that talented. Or, rather, IMDB isn't that talented. Ha.)

 

[Spinaroonie]

(I tried to think of a line from the movie that would be good here, but I'm not that talented. Or, rather, IMDB isn't that talented. Ha.)

Unfortunately, the people pages don't have quotes...

http://us.imdb.com/Name?Laden,+Osama+bin

 

[JazzManJim]

Osama is gradually becoming a petrified rock as we speak.

Trust me on this.


(I tried to think of a line from the movie that would be good here, but I'm not that talented. Or, rather, IMDB isn't that talented. Ha.)

This one seems oddly appropriate:

" I'm not hurt at all. Didn't you know? They can only kill me with a golden bullet."

 

[Problem Child]

This one seems oddly appropriate:

" I'm not hurt at all. Didn't you know? They can only kill me with a golden bullet."

Or a daisy cutter.

 

[JazzManJim]

I'm with you on this. I think Bin Laden is still feeding some scavengers in those rockholes.

And I think that the tapes dont' mean much. It's not like they give us a scrap of new information.

 

[Lost Cause]

Speaking of petrified...

What happened to those DNA samples they collected after that CIA drone dropped that 500lb bomb on that group a couple of months ago? The camera targeted a armed group surrounding a target that was wearing white and was over 6ft tall. It was a bullseye, and we sent in a forensic team to get skin slabs. Never was brought up in the news again.
My sources said that Bin Lately was killed in middle December '01.

Cool vids though, if they're authenicated as valid. CNN is a whore that would do anything to scoop the ratings. I got pissed at the dog gassing bullshit, if that isn't enough to obliterate that bunch forever.