Irish blessings to you!!!!!

[Tryharder62]

 

[Comshaw]

Kelly limps into his favorite pub...

My god! What happened to you?" the bartender asked Kelly as he hobbled in on a crutch, one arm in a cast.

"I got in a tiff with Riley", whispered Kelly to the bartender.

"Riley? He's just a wee fellow," the barkeep said surprised.
"He must have had something in his hand."

"That he did," Kelly said. "A shovel it was."

"Dear Lord. Didn't you have anything in your hand?"

"Aye, that I did - Mrs. Riley's right tit." Kelly said.
"And a beautiful thing it was, but not much use in a fight!"





Two older Irish gentlemen were ambling down the street on a sunny day.

"Patrick me friend,"Sean said,"At home in me pantry, I've got a 12 year old bottle of Irish whiskey. If I die before 'e would you do me the honor of pouring it over me grave?"

"Sean," Patrick replied,"I'll be happy to oblige. But would you mind terribly if I run it through me kidneys first?"



Comshaw

 

[run_silent]

for you all over and yes the naughty places too.

 

[girlsmiley]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifkYHEoe6_k

 

[Tryharder62]

for you all over and yes the naughty places too.

Tis a wonderful day it is! You want to see my shamrocks?

 

[kotori]

Tis a wonderful day it is! You want to see my shamrocks?

Shamrocks only have three leaves. I hate faux Hibernian claptrap.

 

[pink]

What do you do if you are Scottish?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Sheep.

 

[torchthebitch]

Shamrocks only have three leaves. I hate faux Hibernian claptrap.

I know you really mean "cod Irish".

 

[torchthebitch]

What do you do if you are Scottish?

Burns Night.

 

[kotori]

Burns Night.

Pipe in the haggis.

Lá Fheile Pádraig Shona, mó chara.

 

[run_silent]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbxZNlYXJgM

This will give you some fun thoughtfulness.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

thank you thank you...same 2 you

 

[parodyluvr75]

Tis a wonderful day it is! You want to see my shamrocks?

Be careful they'll ask you to kiss their Blarney Stone.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Jameson or gtfo.

 

[torchthebitch]

Pipe in the haggis.

Lá Fheile Pádraig Shona, mó chara.

And Happy St Paddy's day to you too, my friend.

(The haggis is fine, it's the wheat whisky that does for me.)

 

[torchthebitch]

Jameson or gtfo.

Pffft!

 

[kotori]

Pffft!

I planning on stopping a while this summer.

 

[HAL_9000]

May you be in heaven a half hour before the devil knows yer dead.

 

[WeedSmoke420]

today is HAPPY ST. POT'S DAY!