Iraqi TV Guide

[8ball]

Yes, this may offend some, sorry. But it still makes me chuckle.

IRAQI TV GUIDE
SUNDAY:
0800 - My 33 Sons
0830 - Osama Knows Best
0900 - I Dream of Mohammed
0930 - Let's Mecca Deal
1000 - The Kabul Hillbillies
MONDAY:
0800 - Husseinfeld
900 - Mad About Everything
930 - Monday Night Stoning
1000 - Win Bin Laden's Money
1030 - Allah McBeal
TUESDAY:
0800 - Wheel of Terror
0830 - The Price is Right if Osama Says it's Right
0900 - Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
0930 - Taliban's Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
1000 - Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer
WEDNESDAY:
0800 - Beat the Press
0830 - When Kurds Attack
0900 - Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
0930 - Just Shoot Everyone
1000 - Veilwatch
THURSDAY:
0800 - Fatima Loves Chachi
0830 - M*U*S*T*A*S*H
0900 - Veronica's Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
0930 - Married with 139 Children
1000 - Eye for an Eye Witness News
FRIDAY:
0800 - Judge Saddam
0830 - Suddenly Sanctions
0900 - Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?
0930 - Cave and Garden Television
1000 - No-Witness News
SATURDAY:
0800 - Spongebob Squareturban
0830 - Who's Koran Is It Anyway?
0900 - Teletalibans
0930 - Camel 54, Where Are You?

 

[8ball]

Aww, c'mon, don't be afraid that some of these at least brought a chuckle out of you.

 

[k¡tty]

lol Spongebob Squareturban was the best one.

 

[8ball]

lol Spongebob Squareturban was the best one.

Yes, I liked that one quite a bit.

 

[8ball]

bump for the night folks

 

[marksgirl]

ROTFFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[8ball]

Glad I could provide you with something to make you smile.

A friend emailed this to me sometime ago, I almost forgot about it.

 

[marksgirl]

I really thought it was funny! I'll have to show it to tank he will love it!

 

[8ball]

 

[unclej]

hell i started laughing at the title of the thread. the rest was a bonus. thanks.

 

[8ball]

hell i started laughing at the title of the thread. the rest was a bonus. thanks.

Sure thing. I was cracking up when I first got this.

 

[Bobmi357]

LOL! I love it! Teletalibans!!!

 

[Tungwagger]

Children are forbidden from saying the darndest things.....

I love it...copied and sent out in an e-mail, already got three positive replies back....

Thanks 8ball....

 

[riff]

bravo.

Now do an Iraqi version of an American tv guide.

 

[Blazes B.]

Hey, Jay Leno just ripped this off. Wow, and they get paid for this.

 

[8ball]

Hey, Jay Leno just ripped this off. Wow, and they get paid for this.

No, no, no....I didn't write this, I wish I had. I posted earlier that a friend emailed it to me about 2 weeks ago.

 

[teddybear4play]

Huh.

The e-mail's changed a little since I got it about a month ago.

TB4p

 

[Blazes B.]

No, no, no....I didn't write this, I wish I had. I posted earlier that a friend emailed it to me about 2 weeks ago.

Yeah, but apparently neither did the staff of the Tonight show. Ripping jokes off the Internet and passing them off as their own. And it was a big segment (he didn't do all of the shows, and had some that aren't on your list), they did graphics and all.

 

[Guest]

Yes, this may offend some, sorry. But it still makes me chuckle.

Camel 54, Where Are You?

lol

 

[8ball]

Huh.

The e-mail's changed a little since I got it about a month ago.

TB4p

Sorry tb4p, didn't see yours.