Iraqi Jokes

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Bush got a text message from Saddam that read:

"'370HSSV-0773H',

" the official said. "Bush was stumped and sent for the CIA. The CIA also had no answer, so it was sent to Bill Clinton. He suggested turning it upside down


"American experts fear Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's the bad news. The good news is they have to drop it with a camel."

"U.S. forces swooped down on an Iraqi primary school and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate he was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, and a calculator.
Bush argued this was clear evidence Iraq has weapons of 'maths instruction'."
 
Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes.

"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news!

The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is he lost an arm."
 
Agent99 said:
Saddam's doctor called a meeting of all the Saddam look-alikes.

"Men, I've got some good news and I've got some bad news!

The good news is Saddam is still alive. The bad news is he lost an arm."

Good one.

I would have said balls, then I remembered he didn't have any to start with.
 
Did you hear Saddam killed his wife.

He looked under her dress and saw bush.
 
Why does the Iraqi navy have glass bottoms on their ships?

So they can communicate with their airforce.
 
I told this one before...

Saddam is like Fred Flintstone,

He looks out his window and sees Rubble...
 
Re: I told this one before...

Purple Haze said:
Saddam is like Fred Flintstone,

He looks out his window and sees Rubble...
Won't be long, he'll be seeing bedrock too.
 
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