Invitation to wish Lauren a . . . .

[CharleyH]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY on AH . . . under the Lauren Roast or, er Toast thread. I know she knows more people here then there, but as the amazing poet that she is, and friend, please do . . . roast - toast - or boast her

Here or there - anywhere



Oh that's cheese poetry at MY finest

 

[echoes_s]

Lauren!
You foxy lady you....trying to sneak one past us who dont know???

Happy Birthday to you!

 

[WickedEve]

Didn't you just have a birthday?
I remember a birthday thread not long ago and it was for you. It has not been a year!

 

[Angeline]

Didn't you just have a birthday?
I remember a birthday thread not long ago and it was for you. It has not been a year!

You know she always does everything faster and better than everyone else.

 

[Maria2394]

Didn't you just have a birthday?
I remember a birthday thread not long ago and it was for you. It has not been a year!

well, Eve, I started that ugly rumour ( but not the thread), that her B'day was 3/13, I misread her profile on her pm link I guess..( and DAMN, Eve, !!!thats a great pic of you !!! wow ...


sorry Lauren, I was distracted, hope you had a mahvelous birthday, happy 21~~~

 

[eagleyez]

happy birthday you!!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Didn't you just have a birthday?
I remember a birthday thread not long ago and it was for you. It has not been a year!

Time did seem to whoosh by, this year.

A great big thank you kiss to each one of you. You're all great friends and I love you.

 

[Kate.E]

Lauren

I love you dearly - now - always - forever.

All my love, yummy-pie.

Kate

 

[Lauren Hynde]

I love you more.

 

[WickedEve]

Ohhh, what a squooshy wooshy moment between you two.
Hey, yummy-pie is cute but it's not pumpkin cum or pookie poke bear. I have a list of cream filled names if you'd like to borrow any of them.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

She likes pie.

 

[WickedEve]

She likes pie.

As long as it's yummy, right? Or cream or cherry, just not mincemeat. Eeek!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

As long as it's yummy, right? Or cream or cherry, just not mincemeat. Eeek!

Yes. yummy, cutie, cream, cherry - all the acceptable pie food groups.

 

[WickedEve]

Have you ever thought about dressing up like a clown and throwing your pie in her face?

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Dressing up is fine, and throwing pies even better, but clowns are just creepy.

I would rather get back to the bestiality discussion instead of clowns.

 

[The_Fool]

Who gets to do the spanking?

me...me..pick me...



Happy Birthday, Lauren

 

[Angeline]

Dressing up is fine, and throwing pies even better, but clowns are just creepy.

I would rather get back to the bestiality discussion instead of clowns.

I HATE clowns! Don't you just know they're seething under all that happy make up?