INVITATION TO: The AH XMAS OFFICE PARTY!

[3113]

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THE AH CORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO IT'S FIRST, ANNUAL YULETIDE OFFICE PARTY

Lasting from: Wednesday night December 5th Till Friday Night December 7th (or sometime on Saturday December 8th if you guys want to carry on longer)

Party Begins: 8pm UK time (that's about 3pm Eastern U.S. Time and 12pm Western U.S. time. All others have to figure it out for themselves)

OFFICE PARTY? you ask. So here's the deal. The only offices I ever worked in were tiny. Like two or three people. All my life I feel I missed out on those big office parties I saw in old movies, the ones where the water cooler is replaced with booze, gifts are passed out from under some great tree, canoodling occurs behind the desks, and a conga line of secretaries and mailroom guys weaves their way down the cooridor.

So we're gonna celebrate the holidays right...with an Office Party.

"What do I have to do to be part of this Yuletide office party?" you ask. Easy! Two things:

1) If you're able to alter your "Custom User Title" then prior to entering the party make sure to type in What Department You Work In. AUTHOR'S HANGOUT, INC. is a big company, with many departments. Let us know where you're from: Secretarial? Janitorial? Accounting?

2) Switch your AV over so that it's wearing office (and your department) appropriate apparel. Like so:

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Holiday office apparel is also acceptable:

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There will of course be refreshments, a piano to play and lots of fun and games to be had! We hope to make this the best office party ever--and we expect to see you there...or answer to the boss!

"Wait!" you cry... "Who's the boss?"

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[Stella_Omega]

Haha, I'll be there!

Proudly representing the customer *coffcoff* service department.

 

[Just-Legal]

I'll be a bimbo from HR. I need a date.

 

[TxRad]

I be coming, I be come. To the office party that is. I ain't decided on a department yet. Probably maintenance or something. You break it we fix it. Duct tape at cost.

 

[English Lady]

Haha, I'll be there!

Proudly representing the customer *coffcoff* service department.

Customer Service? Ooooh, that sounds like osemthing I could do

 

[Trombonus]

um...can I represent the giant transforming robot department?

 

[jomar]

You said canoodling. I you. I used canoodle in a new humor/satire story I just submitted (Dirk Hammer - private dick).

Thanks for the invite. I'll be there from the Human Resources department. As you know, HR is a lot friendlier here at Lit where we not only condone romantic and sexual relationships among our associates, but encourage it. Seems to make people happier and more productive.

 

[rgraham666]

Christ! I go for a shower and when I come back someone's put me in charge.

Sigh. As long as I'm here I might as well abuse my position.

I'll be there. I'll be telling bad jokes and carefully noting those who don't laugh. I shall also be groping a lot.

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Sounds interesting...

I'll show up sometime but as you all know the work in the IT Department is never done. Right!

 

[Just-Legal]

Screw HR (Sorry Jomar) I want to apply for the PA to the Boss position.

Yes, the splayed-across-the-desk one.

 

[rgraham666]

Screw HR (Sorry Jomar) I want to apply for the PA to the Boss position.

Yes, the splayed-across-the-desk one.

If I'd known those sort of perks come with the position I'd have taken a shower long ago.

 

[Just-Legal]

If I'd known those sort of perks come with the position I'd have taken a shower long ago.

Did I mention I can do shorthand and longhand?

 

[jomar]

Screw HR (Sorry Jomar) I want to apply for the PA to the Boss position.

Yes, the splayed-across-the-desk one.

No apologies necessary, JL. HR's mission does involve screwing associates and vice versa. Just not in the typical corporate way.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

No apologies necessary, JL. HR's mission does involve screwing associates and vice versa. Just not in the typical corporate way.

Don't forget about the Pubic Relations Department.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[jomar]

Don't forget about the Pubic Relations Department.

Rumple Foreskin

You're absolutely right. It's very important to have Public Relations. But it can lead to legal difficulty if one isn't careful.

 

[starrkers]

Party at 7am?
I'll be late, if there at all.

 

[adetaildiva]

I'll be there! I'll be representing the secretarial pool .... from shallow to deep.

I've never been to a real office party either. I'm so jazzed!!

 

[Stella_Omega]

Customer Service? Ooooh, that sounds like osemthing I could do

In a company like ours, customer service is huge!

 

[glynndah]

Alas! I shall be on leave from noon on Wednesday until after midnight on Friday. I shall have to rely on the memoes and naughty pictures left in the copier.

 

[3113]

um...can I represent the giant transforming robot department?

Sounds like tech support to me

 

[3113]

Party at 7am?
I'll be late, if there at all.

Well, it is going from December 5th till December 7th. Come when you can

 

[Katyusha]

You said canoodling. I you. I used canoodle in a new humor/satire story I just submitted (Dirk Hammer - private dick).

Thanks for the invite. I'll be there from the Human Resources department. As you know, HR is a lot friendlier here at Lit where we not only condone romantic and sexual relationships among our associates, but encourage it. Seems to make people happier and more productive.

That will make two of us from HR then.

 

[3113]

If I'd known those sort of perks come with the position I'd have taken a shower long ago.

Here at AUTHORS HANGOUT, INC. the boss gets plenty of perks. Your choice of personal, private secretary being only the first of many

 

[TE999]

Memo--All Personnel

Orlon Grafter here.

First Vice President of Promotion and Marketing at AUTHORS HANGOUT INC.

My staff and I (I mean my talented team of subordinates) have prepared a multi-faceted, broad-spectrum, gender-neutral, focus group analyzed promotional campaign designed to provide our office party the media coverage required to optimize the salacious content and maximize the overall smut factor.

Naturally everything has been cleared with Rocco Abalone, VP of our Legal Department to minimize the probability of any legal actions brought against us. (Secretarial staff and Mail Room personnel take note.)

All this is pending approval of Company President R. Graham, but we are assured of this passing muster by his confidential secretary.

You will be updated on finalized plans as details are hammered out.

OG/tc

 

[MagicaPractica]

Sounds like tech support to me

Or Research and Development.




I may have to represent the Corporate Library. Now where did I put that logo we developed?


ETA: Oddly enough, my Christmas story had to do with an office Christmas party and I just submitted two more stories about misuse of company time too.