INVITATION TO: THE AH SENIOR PROM (Thur 4/26)

[Stella_Omega]

Oh, woe is I.

With the wife-unit out of town, I met this German gal out walking her attack-trained daschund. When I suavely brought up the possibility of us attending the AH Prom together, she said she'd try anything once, and that until now, thought she already had.

Now I don't mind that she smokes. The real problem is, she says my tux looks a lot better on her than me, and I have a hunch she's right. That'd be okay, except, try as I might, so far I haven't be able to get into her dress (so to speak).

Anyway, here's a snapshot of her in my tux. Please tell me what y'all think. Also, any sage wisdom, counsel or advice would be appreciated.

http://www.stanford.edu/~brooksie/Marlene/MDtux.JPG​

Rumple Foreskin

Get ahold of a seamstress, have a dress made for your self!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

If she insisted on wearing my tux I would just go in shoes and nothing else

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

If she insisted on wearing my tux I would just go in shoes and nothing else

You might, Thee, and even get away with it, especially at an AH soiree. But if I tried that, a vice squad SWAT team would come busting in and arrest me, not for indecent exposure but for disgusting display.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[kiten69]

Rachlou will be coming with Des and I.

 

[Trombonus]

Damn, Magica's gonna be upset. This could have counted as our first date, but I can't make it Tomorrow night due to other commitments. I'm playing at a fundraising dinner for the band kids at our school. Figures.

 

[3113]

Damn, Magica's gonna be upset. This could have counted as our first date, but I can't make it Tomorrow night due to other commitments. I'm playing at a fundraising dinner for the band kids at our school. Figures.

Ah-Hem. Do take note that the Prom starts at 6pm...British time. That's 6pm in LONDON.

I don't know about you, but that's something like 10am my time, and it's likely similarly early for you. I think you'll be able to take Magica to the Prom

Besides, it'll likely be running all night long...maybe into Friday Morning?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Ah-Hem. Do take note that the Prom starts at 6pm...British time. That's 6pm in LONDON.

I don't know about you, but that's something like 10am my time, and it's likely similarly early for you. I think you'll be able to take Magica to the Prom

Besides, it'll likely be running all night long...maybe into Friday Morning?

That's 1:00pm for me, right after lunch

But I don't have a date...

*goes back to work*

 

[3113]

That's 1:00pm for me, right after lunch

But I don't have a date...

*tapping foot* and why do you suppose that is? There are all these ladies, some of them without dates and I haven't seen you ask any of them to go to the prom yet!

 

[Trombonus]

Ah-Hem. Do take note that the Prom starts at 6pm...British time. That's 6pm in LONDON.

I don't know about you, but that's something like 10am my time, and it's likely similarly early for you. I think you'll be able to take Magica to the Prom

Besides, it'll likely be running all night long...maybe into Friday Morning?

Ah ok then. I might have other additional commitments that day, but I shall do my best.

 

[English Lady]

*Is a lady who needs asking to the prom*

Not a hint or anything *whistles*

 

[Grushenka]

Warning: that shy girl with the religious-fanatic mother is coming. I think her name's Cathy, or Carly. Maybe Carrie?

 

[cloudy]

Warning: that shy girl with the religious-fanatic mother is coming. I think her name's Cathy, or Carly. Maybe Carrie?

I heard that Abs had been seen near a pig farm.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'll be late as I'll be her at 1:00 (gmt -5) but I'll be round for the after prom party at the hotel.

 

[cloudy]

I'll be late as I'll be her at 1:00 (gmt -5) but I'll be round for the after prom party at the hotel.

good.

 

[Grushenka]

after prom party at the hotel.

No one tells the chaperone anything worthwhile!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Warning: that shy girl with the religious-fanatic mother is coming. I think her name's Cathy, or Carly. Maybe Carrie?

My sister's name is Carrie...

 

[English Lady]

I'll be late as I'll be her at 1:00 (gmt -5) but I'll be round for the after prom party at the hotel.

I can get up at 5am, no problem