Invent a New Fetish - WIN A PRIZE!

[Black_Bird]

Come on people - lets use our imaginations and invent new fetishes! There's a prize for each new fetish!

Example Fetish: Spoon Fetish - likes to be spoon fed cum...

What is your new fetish?

 

[Guest]

 

[Black_Bird]

Depends on the Fetish...

 

[Wiggles]

Damn, why is this actually making me think??

Let's see, how about, correct posture sex? You have to do it with while balancing a book on your head.....

Geeze I'm lame this morning....

 

[cymbidia]

Sig Line Fetish:
Figuring out the meaning of the Finnish or Lithuanian sig lines some people have by riding them like a bronc-buster rides a wild bull until they're exhausted and thirsty, and then denying them water until they tell.

I mean, any language, not just Finnish or Lithuanian or whatever the hell it is (but, BB, i'm betting it's one of those two), of course. Heh.

 

[Tim1]

heres one

I think tomorrow I'll start a new fetish with my wife.....I'll ask her to wear a football helmet while I take a few snaps.....

 

[perks]

using cosmetic brushes to apply cum to your lover's face...my my he is quite bold with those brush strokes.

 

[tigerjen]

Try this!

Cinnamon Bun fetish!

Use the icing (used on cinnamon buns) and put it
on your lover's ass cheeks....then sprinkle some
cinnamon....and if one is adventurous, some chopped
walnuts.....hence cinnamon "BUNS" !!

May I also add that cinnamon is supposed to be
an aphrodisiacal spice?

Try this one on for size...or taste!

tigerjen

 

[Black_Bird]

Damn, why is this actually making me think??

Let's see, how about, correct posture sex? You have to do it with while balancing a book on your head.....

Geeze I'm lame this morning....

You win: A free scholorship to The Ladies School of Etiquette and Bondage.

 

[Guest]

 

[tigerjen]

I say "Oy Vey!"....Mine was quite creative!!!!!!
Where's my prize?





tigerjen

 

[Black_Bird]

Sig Line Fetish:
Figuring out the meaning of the Finnish or Lithuanian sig lines some people have by riding them like a bronc-buster rides a wild bull until they're exhausted and thirsty, and then denying them water until they tell.

I mean, any language, not just Finnish or Lithuanian or whatever the hell it is (but, BB, i'm betting it's one of those two), of course. Heh.

You Win: An English-Finnish, Finnish-English Dictionary.

Heh... It's greek hon. It's from my favorite ritual, The Star Ruby. It means "Away every evil spirit."

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: heres one

I think tomorrow I'll start a new fetish with my wife.....I'll ask her to wear a football helmet while I take a few snaps.....

You win: A Ravens Football. I hope for her sake you play as well as they did this year...

 

[Black_Bird]

using cosmetic brushes to apply cum to your lover's face...my my he is quite bold with those brush strokes.

You win: The whole "Painting with Ross" series...

If he can cum while listening to that monotone voice, speaking about little bushes and trees, then he's a keeper.

 

[cymbidia]

Re: Try this!

May I also add that cinnamon is supposed to be
an aphrodisiacal spice?

Ahem. In edgier BDSM practices, among devotees of enema play, the addition food grade cinnamon oil to the contents of the bag before the clamp is opened will produce totally harmless (from a permanent perspective) mild to severely strong burning inside the colon until it's washed out.

Just thought it an apporpriate time to let you know about yet another sex-related use for cinnamon. Humans are *so* creative...

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Try this!

Cinnamon Bun fetish!

Use the icing (used on cinnamon buns) and put it
on your lover's ass cheeks....then sprinkle some
cinnamon....and if one is adventurous, some chopped
walnuts.....hence cinnamon "BUNS" !!

May I also add that cinnamon is supposed to be
an aphrodisiacal spice?

Try this one on for size...or taste!

tigerjen

You win: A life time supply of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Try to keep a straight face while your kids are eating that - I dare you!

 

[Black_Bird]

Re: Re: Try this!

Ahem. In edgier BDSM practices, among devotees of enema play, the addition food grade cinnamon oil to the contents of the bag before the clamp is opened will produce totally harmless (from a permanent perspective) mild to severely strong burning inside the colon until it's washed out.

Just thought it an apporpriate time to let you know about yet another sex-related use for cinnamon. Humans are *so* creative...

You win: My fear. That's right - you scare me! But that's okay hon, I love you anyway!

 

[tigerjen]

I learned something new today!

Ahem. In edgier BDSM practices, among devotees of
enema play, the addition food grade cinnamon oil to the contents of the bag before the clamp is opened will produce totally harmless (from a permanent perspective) mild
to severely strong burning inside the colon until it's
washed out.
Just thought it an apporpriate time to let you know
about yet another sex-related use for cinnamon.
Humans are *so* creative...

Hiya Cymbidia!
I learned something new today, thank you!
I didn't know that little fact.....oh my!

thank you much!

tigerjen

 

[perks]

You win: The whole "Painting with Ross" series...

If he can cum while listening to that monotone voice, speaking about little bushes and trees, then he's a keeper.

You know he's dead right?

 

[tigerjen]

Oohhhhh I'll never look at that cereal in the same way again!

You win: A life time supply of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Try to keep a straight face while your kids are
eating that - I dare you!

thank god I'm still single, and not married, and I dont'have
kids yet....hehehehehheh but I'll never look at Cinnamon
Toast Crunch in the same, kid-friendly, way again!

heehee!

thank you for the sweet gift

tigerjen

 

[Fly_On_Wall]

hummmmm

how about a fetish of haveing sex in the vetrinarian's operating room with caged animals walking.....

cause of course that's the only way I've ever been able to get off.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

That's my new fetish... sex with dead, boring people.

Oh, wait - that's already been done

Do I get a prize now?

how about sex with me and I'll whisper happy little trees and happy little clouds in your ear

 

[Black_Bird]

That's my new fetish... sex with dead, boring people.

Oh, wait - that's already been done

Do I get a prize now?

No no no - as you said, that's already been done... otherwise politicians would never have sex.

 

[Black_Bird]

hummmmm

how about a fetish of haveing sex in the vetrinarian's operating room with caged animals walking.....

cause of course that's the only way I've ever been able to get off.

You win: A TV that has only two channels! That's right! You can flip between Animal Planet and the Playboy Channel with out having to flip through all those other channels!