Invent a Fetish

[pop_54]

Pink wellington boots worn by a man.

Pink Wellies worn by a man... with Velcro restraining pads attached


Blodwyn..... come here Blodwyn

 

[cantdog]

Field Town Morris

Never Ducklington

 

[doormouse]

Smeared in butter then feathered and make him cluck like a chicken.

Mmm chicken

 

[shereads]

Transexual crossdressers?

Gauche

Reverse Transexuals (changed their minds)

 

[rgraham666]

Large piles of white stuff that wash ashore.

 

[shereads]

Silly Buxton mineral water poem:

Oh dearly beloved Buxton,
Oh preserver of Britain’s purity
The sight of your phallic shape,
Will never render pure, me.
The peak above your appellation,
Reminds me of a man’s rising glory,
The soft wave beneath your given name,
Puts a woman’s curves to shame.
You may be ‘still’, but you make me move.
I move with joy, with ecstasy!
Oh Buxton, oh Buxton, my immortal beloved Buxton,
You will always be treasured by me!

And here is the inspiration:

I didn't think it was possible, but this is both perky AND erotic at the same time! This song, plus marmite salesmen wearing women's clothing and pink wellies, could pervert entire armies.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

PEZ

 

[Guest]

PEZ

10" Pez

 

[Xelebes]

I have heard about a fetish for the New York times newspaper, so I'm gonna think very hard now....

New York Post fetish.

 

[herecomestherain]

From my fetish file...truth be known I can't think of a single fetish that hasn't been thought someplace, sometime...

http://www.mukiskitchen.com/home.html

http://www.salon.com/feature/1998/07/cov_02feature3.html

http://www.deviantdesires.com/index2.html

http://www.splosh.co.uk/home.htm

Filing files of fetishes is my fetish.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

10" Pez

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Some day when I pull myself out of this glut of real life crap and get back to hiding in my room and writing, I'll finally write my fetish story about a woman who has a literal fetish for words. Basically, she'd start bucking and licking her lips to "undulate" and "fortuitous".

Until then I leave you with this fetish: people without skin (still alive and not in pain you sickos).

 

[Edward Teach]

A really hot woman in a sexy pose wearing ropes and thigh highs demonstrating proper hog-tie technique.

edited to add:

or

A filmy apricot silk thing so hot that the owner is embarrassed to wear it in her AV.


Ed

 

[lucky-E-leven]

A really hot woman in a sexy pose wearing ropes and thigh highs demonstrating proper hog-tie technique.

Ed

Pretty Smoove, Ed.

 

[Edward Teach]

Pretty Smoove, Ed.

 

[Edward Teach]

A tattoo on the hip works too.

 

[shereads]

Until then I leave you with this fetish: people without skin (still alive and not in pain you sickos).

Sickos. You nailed it.

(No! Don't even go there.)