Invasion!

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Well I figure since there is a GB invasion in the playground, I would come over here and say hi. Cause some chaos, shake things up. Meet people. Be sarcastic and witty. Who knows what could happen in this talent exchange
 
Well I figure since there is a GB invasion in the playground, I would come over here and say hi. Cause some chaos, shake things up. Meet people. Be sarcastic and witty. Who knows what could happen in this talent exchange


Except there's a slight problem with your "Invasion!" theory, wannabe:

If such an occurrence was, indeed, underway...

...your mama would already be whining to Laurel because of the immediate spike in your diaper bill.
 
Well I figure since there is a GB invasion in the playground, I would come over here and say hi. Cause some chaos, shake things up. Meet people. Be sarcastic and witty. Who knows what could happen in this talent exchange

well played sir. well played.
 
Except there's a slight problem with your "Invasion!" theory, wannabe:

If such an occurrence was, indeed, underway...

...your mama would already be whining to Laurel because of the immediate spike in your diaper bill.

Wow, who shit in your cheerios this morning? I guess when GB'ers do something it's okay but god forbide it gets done to you....

I'm trying to have a good time just like you are, but I guess no one else is allowed to.
 
Except there's a slight problem with your "Invasion!" theory, wannabe:

If such an occurrence was, indeed, underway...

...your mama would already be whining to Laurel because of the immediate spike in your diaper bill.

translated:

welcome!

post your cock!
 
Wow, who shit in your cheerios this morning? I guess when GB'ers do something it's okay but god forbide it gets done to you....

I'm trying to have a good time just like you are, but I guess no one else is allowed to.

Eeyore doesn't believe in good times, he thinks they're a sin or something.
 
I'm trying to have a good time just like you are...

"a good time"?

YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GOOD TIME, PLAYGROUNDER!

If you want to "have a good time" with me...

...take everyone you meet here that you like back to the playground with you.
 
Well I figure since there is a GB invasion in the playground, I would come over here and say hi. Cause some chaos, shake things up. Meet people. Be sarcastic and witty. Who knows what could happen in this talent exchange

Who the fuck are you? John Lovitz?
 
Wow, who shit in your cheerios this morning? I guess when GB'ers do something it's okay but god forbide it gets done to you....

I'm trying to have a good time just like you are, but I guess no one else is allowed to.

Ignore that sour old cunt.

Hello!
 
this one time, on the playground, i ate a corn salad.
 
Eeyore doesn't believe in good times, he thinks they're a sin or something.

Au contraire, dorkwad...

...why just this afternoon I had a very good time for about 3 hours bursting the balloons of political hopefuls who're all lying out their teeth attempting to sell the citizenry that they can prevent the closing of a military base that'll take at least 50% of the entire area's income with it if it does.

Fact of the matter is that it is going to close, the decision has already been made, and the sooner these folks face that fact and start working on the reality of life after the base, the sooner the future starts having more hope for all of them.

Believe me...

...that was even a better time than the last time I read about you losing a laptop.
 
Well I figure since there is a GB invasion in the playground, I would come over here and say hi. Cause some chaos, shake things up. Meet people. Be sarcastic and witty. Who knows what could happen in this talent exchange

No one does that here.
 
Wow, who shit in your cheerios this morning? I guess when GB'ers do something it's okay but god forbide it gets done to you....

I'm trying to have a good time just like you are, but I guess no one else is allowed to.

Post your moobs!
 
Zowie. This is the most benign response to a PG incursion I've ever seen. Is it the All Saints Day thing or what?
 
Zowie. This is the most benign response to a PG incursion I've ever seen. Is it the All Saints Day thing or what?

Close. Mexican Day of the Dead. Everyone's just rattling their bones until the zombies get here in search of brains. And as usual, they are bound to be disappointed.
 
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