Intrusive thoughts

[Chillygirl]

Intrusive thoughts, we all have them. What are yours?

In meetings I have this incredible urge to suddenly and loudly say “nobody cares just shut up!”

Just me?

 

[BrendaBear]

Intrusive thoughts, we all have them. What are yours?

In meetings I have this incredible urge to suddenly and loudly say “nobody cares just shut up!”

Just me?

You say that like it might not be a great idea….

I think it is brilliant.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

In meetings I have this incredible burger

I want to know more about this burger

 

[Chillygirl]

I want to know more about this burger

Freaking phone! I haven’t eaten since yesterday afternoon…maybe I’m hungry

 

[JackKingOff]

Freaking phone! I haven’t eaten since yesterday afternoon…maybe I’m hungry

Another intrusive thought?

 

[JackKingOff]

When my wife goes off pn shit, i am always wanting to say, i know, upu said the same damn thing last night and every night for the last 4 years!

Instead, i nod and do my best to consul

 

[Chillygirl]

There’s a new employee and she tries too hard, too aggressive. She thinks she’s being funny but it comes across as rude.

I was at the coffee cart the other morning and she was with another guy from the department…she looks at me and says “oh there’s our UBO partner but she’s too good to say hi to us” this was after I smiled and said good morning.

I suddenly had the urge to yell “stop acting like we’re friends! You’re not my friend!”

Instead I smiled and jokingly said “audiology is on the first floor by the pharmacy ”

 

[BrendaBear]

Intrusive thought. Okay.

For many years, I considered myself only sexually attracted to women. Imaging my surprise one day, out of the blue, seeing some guy and in my head I am thinking.. “oh, I’d fuck that.”

My conscience self freaked out, but apparently the rest of me was good with that.

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

My brain keeps singing "aren't you just a mooooooootherfucker" to the now-defunct christmas tree shops "don't you just looooooove a bargain" jingle

 

[willlph]

My intrusive thoughts that I will share here is very degrading about my Intelligence when I make a mistake or when I begin overthinking a situation . The majority of My intrusive thoughts are self destructive .

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

My brain also often wants to blurt out "MADDAFACKAAAAAAAAA" at inappropriate times, such as when at work

 

[BrendaBear]

My intrusive thoughts that I will share here is very degrading about my Intelligence when I make a mistake or when I begin overthinking a situation . The majority of My intrusive thoughts are self destructive .

Right?

I would appreciate it if my intrusive thoughts were finally just honest, right up front. You know, like “I fucking hate you and have been trying to sabotage you for years.”

Instead, I get “Remember that dumb comment you said to Jimmy Johnson in 1974 which made him cry? That really was mean of you to say.”

Thanks. It has been half a century let it go! Please!!

*the names have been changed, to protect the innocent who forgot the interaction 2 days after it occurred*

 

[willlph]

Right?

I would appreciate it if my intrusive thoughts were finally just honest, right up front. You know, like “I fucking hate you and have been trying to sabotage you for years.”

Instead, I get “Remember that dumb comment you said to Jimmy Johnson in 1974 which made him cry? That really was mean of you to say.”

Thanks. It has been half a century let it go! Please!!

Exactly . Currently been replaying a conversation I had about 15 years ago at a funeral to a friend whose husband got killed in a car wreck . My mind been telling me how stupid I acted lol . I can get it under control and ignore it for awhile but it always reads its head up lol

 

[Chillygirl]

Sometimes I read a post out loud in a mocking voice….im not proud of myself but it happens.

 

[BrendaBear]

Sometimes I read a post out loud in a mocking voice….im not proud of myself but it happens.

Wait... you mean not everyone does that on some posts?

 

[Chillygirl]

Packed grocery store yesterday when my daughter turns to me and says “are you singing “move bitch get out the way” in your head too?”

 

[Cogan]

I have sometimes trouble keeping my thoughts to the inside.
I once said to an old couple in a queue that annoyed me with their complains about the length of the queue "Oh please, you can have my place in the queue. I have my life ahead of me." Not the best thing to say........

On the other hand I once tried to be nice by holding the door to Weight Watchers premises for a lady. She was not on her way there and the look she gave me still burns my skin.

 

[Mr_Soup]

I drive a forklift at work. The company is currently struggling to retain workers, so the vetting process for new hires is basically, “Are you breathing? Good, you’ll do.” As a result, the level of stupidity I deal with every night has my brain going, “should I or shouldn’t I impale this guy with my forks? How can I get them all in a line so I can kabob them for efficiency’s sake? Do I get bonus points for pinning them to a wall?” Instead, I settle on, “you need a new job.”

 

[Chillygirl]

I drive a forklift at work. The company is currently struggling to retain workers, so the vetting process for new hires is basically, “Are you breathing? Good, you’ll do.” As a result, the level of stupidity I deal with every night has my brain going, “should I or shouldn’t I impale this guy with my forks? How can I get them all in a line so I can kabob them for efficiency’s sake? Do I get bonus points for pinning them to a wall?” Instead, I settle on, “you need a new job.”

I laughed cause the kebab comment but that is such a frustrating situation!

 

[Deleted member 6607120]

I work with a lot of first time moms with their infants/young kids and I'm starting to hear some rather "unique" baby names that I've never heard before... Sometimes in my head I think to myself how stupid their name is and how frustrating it will be to spell it later in life.

 

[Chillygirl]

I work with a lot of first time moms with their infants/young kids and I'm starting to hear some rather "unique" baby names that I've never heard before... Sometimes in my head I think to myself how stupid their name is and how frustrating it will be to spell it later in life.

I always think about when the kid is an adult and has to put that name on a resume. How are they supposed to be taken seriously?!

 

[kieranhalcyon01]

I drive a forklift at work. The company is currently struggling to retain workers, so the vetting process for new hires is basically, “Are you breathing? Good, you’ll do.” As a result, the level of stupidity I deal with every night has my brain going, “should I or shouldn’t I impale this guy with my forks? How can I get them all in a line so I can kabob them for efficiency’s sake? Do I get bonus points for pinning them to a wall?” Instead, I settle on, “you need a new job.”

 

[bashfull]

I sometimes sit in a meeting and see a woman wearing a choker. Then I keep thinking "is she someone's sub?"

 

[Noor]

I sometimes sit in a meeting and see a woman wearing a choker. Then I keep thinking "is she someone's sub?"

Sometimes I see a guy with a cuff/bracelet and wonder the same thing.

 

[Mr_Soup]

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