Saint Valentine
RETIRED
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- Jan 24, 2003
- Posts
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Introductions are in order. I am Saint Valentine. I look forward to getting to know you all better.
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Hanns_Schmidt said:We will rip your heart out and stomp on your intestines.
Aquila said:I am God,
You will get on your fucking knees and bow before me.
You will worship me, and offer up to me sacrifices of peanut butter sandwiches.
You will rub my sacred belly
Motha Fucka
Did you listen to me when I offered you the sacred silk knee pillow... NooooooooooHis_kitty said:My knees are still sore from the last time!
Aquila said:Did you listen to me when I offered you the sacred silk knee pillow... Noooooooooo
peachykeen said:Welcome. You probably noticed there's a funny smell in here; don't mind that. You'll learn to ignore it like the rest of us.
someplace said:Have you met Saint Peter yet? He's around here somewhere...
Oh, and welcome to our funny farm.
Saint Valentine said:Introductions are in order. I am Saint Valentine. I look forward to getting to know you all better.