Introduction

[Farming83]

Hello everyone. My name is Justin, I have been browsing around on here for awhile and finally decided I should make an account. Seems to be a topic in here for everything imaginable. I'm a 37/M from the upper Midwest. I am married but it is a sexless marriage at this point and that's what brings me here. Just looking for good conversion and meeting others that have high sex drives such as myself. This forum seems like a good fit for me. Hope to chat and visit soon.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Oh boy, did you ever get the wrong impression of the GB...Good Luck with this.

You seem like a nice Hay-Seed that just fell off the Turnip truck.

 

[islandman]

Hello everyone. My name is Justin, I have been browsing around on here for awhile and finally decided I should make an account. Seems to be a topic in here for everything imaginable. I'm a 37/M from the upper Midwest. I am married but it is a sexless marriage at this point and that's what brings me here. Just looking for good conversion and meeting others that have high sex drives such as myself. This forum seems like a good fit for me. Hope to chat and visit soon.

Welcome, Justin.

As you've been lurking for some time now, you are aware that there is a price to be paid for posting on the GeeBee.

As a GeeBee oldie, I am authorized to make you a one-time offer: post pics of your wife in various compromising positions (with face and other identifying marks blurred out) and an equal number of pics of you. This will satisfy the appetites of all who post here.

Chop, chop.

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Don’t listen to him, there’s no such rule.

Just send them to me privately.

 

[Farming83]

sorry...so we don't do introductions around here?

 

[ryan8558]

how long have you been lurking????



Just start posting.

 

[Farming83]

about 10 years I started reading some stories and did a little browsing. I wasn't here long. So I came back about 2 days ago and started looking around again.

 

[islandman]

Don’t listen to him, there’s no such rule.

Just send them to me privately.

Xmas is coming.

And we will remember this affront to the wellbeing of the GeeBee.

 

[islandman]

about 10 years I started reading some stories and did a little browsing. I wasn't here long. So I came back about 2 days ago and started looking around again.

That's how a lot of us got started. And then came back at some point.

I trust you've found the other boards?

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Xmas is coming.

And we will remember this affront to the wellbeing of the GeeBee.

The place is basically a box of rabid hamsters anyways.

You can’t fault me for trying.

 

[thør]

sorry...so we don't do introductions around here?

No one REALLY cares about that.

 

[KeithD]

about 10 years I started reading some stories and did a little browsing. I wasn't here long. So I came back about 2 days ago and started looking around again.

This particular board, the General Board, is more than a bit different from the rest of the Web site. No introductions needed on the General Board (and no reference to anything else associated with writing/reading erotica either). Look around this specific board and jump in where/when/if you want.

 

[ryan8558]

guess I'll have to start putting (rhetorical question) after one.

 

[islandman]

No one REALLY cares about that.

This particular board, the General Board, is more than a bit different from the rest of the Web site. No introductions needed on the General Board (and no reference to anything else associated with writing/reading erotica either). Look around this specific board and jump in where/when/if you want.

You both have to admit, it's a polite and refreshing change of pace.

 

[thør]

You both have to admit, it's a polite and refreshing change of pace.

Begrudgingly......

 

[Conager]

You both have to admit, it's a polite and refreshing change of pace.

It's been my experience that y'all are generally relatively polite to us "newbies" until such time that you get your feelings hurt.

 

[islandman]

It's been my experience that y'all are generally relatively polite to us "newbies" until such time that you get your feelings hurt.

Disagree.

We treat assholes as assholes.

The fix, therefore, should be self-evident.

 

[Conager]

"I think Conager was the only blurt-thread winner that no one complained about." -Laurel

I rest my case.

 

[islandman]

Link to quote?

 

[KeithD]

You both have to admit, it's a polite and refreshing change of pace.

"It's" not clear. The board or some post on the board?

 

[islandman]

"It's" not clear. The board or some post on the board?

Parse it out: "the board" is a polite and refreshing change of pace?

Can I assume that you hit your head moments before your post?

 

[neci]

If you don’t want to post pics of the wifey, we also happily accept cock picks!

 

[islandman]

If you don’t want to post pics of the wifey, we also happily accept cock picks!

Hand to G_d, you're who I was thinking of when I wrote my first post to Farmer Justin!

 

[islandman]

BTW, because of this thread I've had the 'Farmer's Only.com' jingle in my head for hours now........

#mofo

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

If you don’t want to post pics of the wifey, we also happily accept cock picks!

https://i.imgur.com/Mv8JF5X.jpg.1