Introducing...

After a couple of years of not being too bothered, Master has decided to create a profile here. As I know what a wonderful, friendly bunch of people you guys are, I thought I'd post him a little intro. His username is MajorMalfunction.

Waves.

Hi. Feels a bit odd but she insisted on a little fanfare. I'm a long time lurker and have decided to start participating a bit. I also want to get back into my stride as a dom after being ill for quite a while. V talks about some of you as though you live round the corner so I thought I should pay attention to who she's associating with too, corruptible little minx that she is. ;)

A "man" and his midget...
 
Just put him on ignore like the rest of us have, then you don't have to read his drivel :)
 
Hi harmony--thought i'd drop a few quick lines-- seems someone has decided to crap on the whole world with "their godliness"(?) Well, old boy--here's something for you--take your little message and put it somewhere that your proctologist can only see it--take the silver spoon out of your mouth and face reality--oh wait a minute--your still in your own mind, spouting off just how great you are---sorry, ain't buying it here
 
Hi harmony--thought i'd drop a few quick lines-- seems someone has decided to crap on the whole world with "their godliness"(?) Well, old boy--here's something for you--take your little message and put it somewhere that your proctologist can only see it--take the silver spoon out of your mouth and face reality--oh wait a minute--your still in your own mind, spouting off just how great you are---sorry, ain't buying it here

a) Boys have a penis, girls had a vagina. I have a vagina. :)

b) What message?

c) Silver spoon in my mouth? Well when the hell did that get there, cos its never been there?!
 
harmony--that was meant towards you--I am old enough to know the difference between boys and girls- that little blurb was meant to the one that you put on your ignore list--it just pisses me off when someone makes the statement that we are all worthless---I know that I am not worthless, you, harmony, are not worthless--and that a lot of the majority of people here are not worthless--I am truly sorry that you thought that was for you---I've only made friends with you recently--why should I spout ignorance and turn you away? It just makes me mad as heck because of what DC stated. Guess I should've rained on his parade instead of showed my butt like i did. Sorry, Harmony--it's not been a good week
 
I was somewhat confused haha.

We all have crap weeks honey, but there's always a light at the end of the tunnel *hug*

DC is on ignore because he's a pompus ass who does nothing but insult good people.
 
AH SH Boy I need to get off of here before I piss the rest of the world off at me --Harmony-that remark WAS NOT meant towards you--Aim it at DC--I AM SO SORRY!!
 
AH SH Boy I need to get off of here before I piss the rest of the world off at me --Harmony-that remark WAS NOT meant towards you--Aim it at DC--I AM SO SORRY!!

Honey, I'm not pissed off, it was more confusion that anything else.

I'm cool now, narner :p
 
well babe, that's what I thought, too. The light at the end of the tunnel was a southbound freight train that hit me from behind--thanks for the hug I darn sure need one now--I am currently contemplating walking away from everything as of this moment--work, family, friends, everything that I have worked hard for these last 8 years, all of it--its time for traveler to go back on the road TT
 
I think DC is going to go the way of PG - one who must not be named. He's not worth insulting TT, just encourages him to drop even more cyberturds onto the threads.

I know it's hard and I also know that I too am wasting yet another post on DC but guys, can we just shut off this little fuckwit's O2?

http://jenden.us/storage/JD/img/must_not_feed_the_troll.jpg

Only if you preform sexual favors on us all ;)

Just kidding Velvet, I've stopped replying to him!
 
let me say #1 on my ignore list!! I should have taken a few more breathes, counted to 1 million, then let loose with my mind in 5th gear and my fingers in 2nd gear. I was reading subkekilee's muse and that has me agreeing with what was said. You learn to trust no one else. That's sad, you know? I'm glad that you all are having a good day(night?) there , and sorry if I offended anyone. Lots of things going thru my head right now, but like I said, contemplating stepping away from it all. I am no longer happy, and if I am not happy, how can I make someone else happy? TT
 
Hi MM

You have a great and gorgeous slave, meeting her was a highlight of my year.

Hope you have fun here,

shy
 
Hi MM

You have a great and gorgeous slave, meeting her was a highlight of my year.

Hope you have fun here,

shy

I do indeed. It's great to have other people agree with me though. I'm finding my way about, it's a well laid out site.

Thankyou everyone for your warm welcome.
 
hi. im not on lit all that much anymore myself, but Master s pretty much an addict ( :p ) so im bound to show up
 
Hellooo MM, and welcome!

:rose:

Velvet is a nice girl, I have met her in London in February.

Hope to look forward to your contributions to the forums. :)
 
Welcome! :D

*rubs hands together gleefully*

Fresh Meat. AHAHAHAHA


So glad you're here! *waves*
 
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