Tzara
Continental
- Joined
- Aug 2, 2005
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Hey, people! Are you fed up with the lack of verbal romance in your life? Does hubby merely want you square up for his inarticulate thrusts? Is the wife a bit unenthusiastic when you simply want to fuck? Then you'll love TzaraCorp's new offering--we write the poems your partner won't (or you won't, or can't), to get your/their motor running at full and thrumming RPM.
You love your spouse; that's a given. But she or he is not always good at telling you what you want or need to hear, particularly if you want to hear that in hendecasyllables (though we sincerely hope you are rather more burning for an Italian sonnet or, better yet, free verse). Our new TzCorp product writes that damn poem for you (or, perhaps more likely, writes it for you to gift back to your verbally inarticulate partner to regift back to you. Preferably with chocolates and liquor, whichever, or both are relevant.)
Anyway. Here's our offering: Send us your requirements for a love poem and open up your PM for questions re: same. Our staff will try damn hard to write a poem for you that you would wish came from your lover, be he male, her female, gay, straight, transgendered or other. (Other may require some explanation. TzaraCorp reserves the right to pass on alignments that may violate local laws.)
TzCorp retains the rights to all poems, which basically means I can post it to Lit if I want. You can do whatever you want with it.
You love your spouse; that's a given. But she or he is not always good at telling you what you want or need to hear, particularly if you want to hear that in hendecasyllables (though we sincerely hope you are rather more burning for an Italian sonnet or, better yet, free verse). Our new TzCorp product writes that damn poem for you (or, perhaps more likely, writes it for you to gift back to your verbally inarticulate partner to regift back to you. Preferably with chocolates and liquor, whichever, or both are relevant.)
Anyway. Here's our offering: Send us your requirements for a love poem and open up your PM for questions re: same. Our staff will try damn hard to write a poem for you that you would wish came from your lover, be he male, her female, gay, straight, transgendered or other. (Other may require some explanation. TzaraCorp reserves the right to pass on alignments that may violate local laws.)
TzCorp retains the rights to all poems, which basically means I can post it to Lit if I want. You can do whatever you want with it.
